Dog Mom Fur Life Adult Apron (AOP)
$21.02
Unleash your inner culinary queen with the Dog Mom Fur Life Apron! Made for multitasking masters of mealtime and paw-sitively obsessed dog moms, this cotton-coated wonder protects your outfit from splatters, slobber, and suspicious fur deposits. Tie it, wear it, rule the kitchen—fur and flour included.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : apron with tail-wag flair, culinary chaos wrangler, dog mom apron, kitchen couture for canine lovers, paw-sational cooking gear
Get ready to sauté with sass and roast with ridiculous levels of responsibility—because this apron isn’t just an apron. It’s a declaration of culinary greatness (and canine devotion). Whether you’re flipping pancakes or fending off your dog’s not-so-subtle stares for a bite, the Dog Mom Fur Life Apron has your back—literally. Made with 100% cotton and a splash-friendly polyester sublimation coating, this apron says, “Yes, I’m fabulous. Yes, I’m covered in flour. And yes, that’s dog hair. It’s seasoning.”
Key Features:
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100% Cotton with Polyester Sublimation Coating – Because spills, splatters, and slobbery kisses are just part of the gourmet experience.
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One-Sided Print – All the glory up front, none of the pressure in the back.
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White Tie-Back Straps – Adjustable, reliable, and perfect for dramatic mid-dinner flour tosses.
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Overlocked Seams – Stronger than your will to share leftovers.
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Lightweight Design – So you can gracefully spin like a Pinterest chef while dodging your dog’s tail.
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For Adults Only – Because sharp knives and kids don’t mix (also, we don’t make dog-sized versions… yet).
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) with a smidge of soap.
- Do not bleach (unless you want an accidental tie-dye moment).
- Tumble dry low like your expectations of baking without dog supervision.
- Do not iron—this apron is already hot enough.
Size Guide:
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Width: 23.5 in – Roomy enough to hide snack smuggling
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Length: 33.19 in – Covers the mess, the madness, and the mid-baking existential crisis
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Strap Length: 32.09 in – For flexible tying, dramatic apron reveals, or emergency leash replacement
Pro Tip: Tie your apron tight and channel your inner dog mom master chef. Bonus points if you talk to your meal like it’s your fur baby—“Who’s a good pot roast? YOU are!”
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One size Width, in 23.50 Length, in 33.19 Strap length, in 32.09 -
$5.35 – $22.68