Dog Mom Fur Life Poly Twill Napkin

For the dog mom who throws dinner parties with flair and wipes away mashed potatoes with style. This poly twill napkin isn’t just a pretty square—it’s a statement of sophistication that says, “Yes, my dog eats better than most humans, and yes, my napkins match my aesthetic.” Fade-resistant, edge-hemmed, and practically begging to host your next crumb catastrophe.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Twill: Stronger than your resolve not to buy another dog-themed home item. Resilient, quick-drying, and totally wipe-worthy.

• Hemmed Edges: Because unraveling is for your mental state, not your linens.

• Fade-Resistant Print: The bold colors stay bolder than your neighbor’s unsolicited parenting advice.

• One-Sided Print: The good stuff’s on the front—just like your favorite sitcom characters.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• Gentle cycle, mild detergent

• Do not bleach (unless you’re into textile regrets)

• Line dry like it’s 1957 and you’re stylishly eco-friendly

Size Guide:

• 10″ x 10″ – A sassy square perfect for cocktail hour or dramatic dabbing

• 22″ x 22″ – Big enough to cover laps, egos, and that one dog hair you missed

Pro Tip: Hosting brunch? These napkins double as “casual fancy” dog capes in a pinch. Style points guaranteed. Just don’t let your pup demand a matching place setting.

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