Dog Mom Fur Life Cutting Board
$29.40 – $35.15
Slice, dice, and sass your way to culinary greatness with the Dog Mom Fur Life Tempered Glass Cutting Board—the only prep surface sturdy enough for your snacks and your emotional baggage. Complete with four rubber grip dots (like little paws of stability) and dishwasher-safe because handwashing is for people who haven’t discovered takeout.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : culinary chaos tool, dog lover kitchen decor, Dog Mom Cutting Board, funny glass chopping board, sarcastic kitchen gift
Welcome to the culinary stage where dog moms meet domestic greatness. This tempered glass cutting board isn’t just a surface—it’s a lifestyle choice. Crafted for fierce snack-preppers, microwave magicians, and kitchen rebels, it comes with four rubber dots of judgment that say, “I dare you to slip.” Slice onions, veggies, or your ex out of your life—without leaving scratch marks. Dishwasher-safe because you’re busy being fabulous, not hand-washing your chaos.
Key Features:
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Tempered Glass Material: Harder than your willpower around carbs. Durable, sanitary, and built for years of emotional chopping.
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4 Rubber Dots of Stability: Keeps your board in place while you fight with a butternut squash.
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Dishwasher Safe: Because you’re not about that hand-wash life.
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Available in Two Sizes: One for basic brunch prep, one for full-blown Thanksgiving meltdowns.
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Transparency Note: Lighter designs may look transparent. Like that friend who “doesn’t want drama” but lives for it.
Care Instructions:
- Dishwasher-safe or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
- Or toss it in the dishwasher and go cuddle your dog. We won’t tell.)
Size Guide:
All measurements refer to cutting board dimensions—not how big your appetite gets after 9 PM.
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Small: 11″ x 8.25″ x 0.25″ – Perfect for snacks, charcuterie, or passive-aggressively prepping one-person meals.
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Large: (Optional size info here if available, or leave blank if not)
Pro Tip: Pair this cutting board with a bottle of wine, your favorite pooch, and a playlist of kitchen bangers. It won’t julienne your carrots, but it’ll inspire the confidence to pretend you know what “julienne” means.
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Large Small Width, in 15.50 11.00 Height, in 11.25 8.25 Depth, in 0.25 0.25 -
$5.35 – $22.68