Dog Mom Fur Life Coasters (50, 100 pcs)
$56.28 – $99.02
Finally, coasters that say, “Yes, I own a dog, and yes, my furniture is cleaner than my love life.” These Dog Mom Fur Life pulp board coasters come in a pack of 50 or 100—because spills happen and guests multiply faster than untrained puppies. Perfect for defending your surfaces against coffee rings, wine sins, and judgmental looks from the in-laws. One size, one mission: saving tables one sarcastic square at a time.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog mom party decor, funny dog coasters, sarcastic drink gear, snarky home accessories, table saver squad
Got a party of one or a pack of fifty? These pulp board warriors are here to protect your surfaces from the sins of condensation, wine crimes, and questionable life choices. With a matte finish that screams “I’m fancy but also functional,” each 4×4″ square coaster is ready to add flair and sarcasm to your next dog-friendly dinner, paw-ty, or wine-down Wednesday.
Whether you’re handing them out like business cards or hoarding them like your dog’s secret sock stash, you can never have too many. Go big or go bark-home.
Key Features:
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One-Sided Sass – Your print on one glorious side. No distractions.
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Set Options – Choose from 50 or 100. You know, depending on how many friends you pretend to have.
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Matte Hardboard Material – 50 pt pulp board that says, “I’m tough, but I’ve got feelings.”
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Rounded Edges – Because life’s too short for sharp corners.
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Stain-Fighting Champions – Keeps your table safe from ring-shaped tragedies.
Care Instructions:
- Treat them like you treat your favorite white shirt:
- Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth.
- No dishwashing.
- No drama.
Size Guide:
One glorious size to rule them all: 4″ × 4″ (10.2 cm × 10.2 cm) – just enough room for a coffee cup or emotional support wine glass.
Pro Tip: Hosting a dog mom brunch? Stack these bad boys on the table, in your bag, or on your forehead. (Hey, we don’t judge.) They also double as conversation starters, awkward silence fillers, and emergency chew toys—kidding. Please don’t feed them to the dog.
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