Dog Mom Fur Life Cork Back Coaster
$7.90
Sip in style like the unapologetic dog mom you are. This cork-back coaster keeps your table safe from drink disasters while silently judging anyone who doesn’t own one. Glossy, fabulous, and more stable than your last relationship.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : cork sass accessory, dog mom decor, funny drink coaster, pet parent kitchen gear, sarcastic home essentials
This isn’t just a coaster—it’s a lifestyle statement. Whether you’re sipping tea, wine, or something stronger because your dog just chewed your Wi-Fi cable (again), this Dog Mom Fur Life Cork Back Coaster is here to save your surfaces and your sanity. With a high-gloss top that screams “I have my life together” (even if you clearly don’t) and a cork bottom that stays put better than your dog during bath time, this single coaster brings drama-free luxury to every sip.
Key Features:
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Glossy Finish: Shinier than your freshly moisturized forehead at brunch.
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Vibrant Colors: Prints so crisp they’ll make your actual drink jealous.
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Cork Bottom: Prevents slips, scratches, and coaster Houdini acts.
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Two Shapes Available: Round or square—because every drink has a personality.
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One Coaster Per Listing: Because we’re fancy, not reckless.
Care Instructions:
- Gently wipe with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.
- No spa days, no dishwashers, and definitely no dog slobber (if avoidable).
Size Guide:
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Square: 3.75″ x 3.75″ – For the well-angled beverage.
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Round: 4″ x 4″ – For when your drink prefers to roll with style.
Pro Tip: Buy one for every drink in the house. That’s right—even your emergency coffee, backup wine, and guilt water from last week’s health kick deserve a throne.
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