Dog Mom Fur Life Apron (AOP)
$27.65
This apron isn’t just for cooking—it’s for surviving spills, sass, and dog hair in style. Made of durable polyester with detachable straps, it’s got the flair of a Food Network star and the chaos-proof vibes of a real dog mom kitchen. Warning: does not prevent unsolicited kitchen critiques from four-legged supervisors.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : apron for chaotic chefs, custom dog lover gear, dog mom kitchen apron, funny cooking accessory, stylish spill protection with sass
Whether you’re flipping pancakes, flaming burgers, or just opening takeout containers like a pro, the Dog Mom Fur Life Apron has you covered—literally. Lightweight, durable, and featuring your unapologetically dog-obsessed style, this apron protects your outfit from splashes, smudges, and suspicious paw prints.
Made from 100% polyester (yes, the good kind that survives spaghetti sauce and judgment), it features a one-sided print, black detachable twill straps, and enough flair to convince people you actually enjoy cooking. Bonus: you’ll look like the kitchen MVP, even if your dog is the one taste-testing everything.
🎯 Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fabric: Strong, quick-drying, and resilient—just like your nerves during dinner rush.
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One-Sided Print: All the drama on the front, business in the back (like an emotional mullet).
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Black Detachable Twill Straps: Adjustable, stylish, and detachable for when you need to rip it off dramatically post-meal meltdown.
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Four Buttonholes: For secure strap attachment—because the only thing falling apart should be the pie crust.
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Overlocked Seams: Reinforced stitching so it won’t unravel, even if your sanity does.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Let’s face it—you’re going to spill something:
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Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F)
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Do not bleach (unless you’re going for “DIY disaster chic”)
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No tumble drying—air dry like your reputation depends on it
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Low heat iron or steam to re-fluff your flair
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Do not dry clean (it’s not attending a gala, it’s an apron)
📏 Size Guide:
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Length: 30.31″ – Protects from upper spills, mid-level mishaps, and low-flying meatballs
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Width at Waist: 27.56″ – Enough coverage to avoid the “sauce on your jeans” situation
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Strap Length: 22.05″ – Adjustable to fit everything from snack-prep bodies to full-on bake-off warriors
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Strap Width: 1.02″ – Wide enough to be functional, not wide enough to be used as a leash (nice try, though)
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with your favorite glass of wine, a slightly burnt dinner, and your dog staring at you like you owe them filet mignon. Works great as a gift for fellow fur-loving foodies—or yourself, because let’s be honest, you deserve it for just showing up to the kitchen.
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One Size Length , in 30.31 Width at waist, in 27.56 Strap length, in 22.05 Strap width, in 1.02 -