Dog Mom Fur Life White Coined Napkins

Elevate your table game with Dog Mom Fur Life White Coined Napkins—the soft, three-ply power move for any event where things get messy (emotionally or otherwise). These aren’t your basic, breakroom paper napkins. No, these are custom printed, coined edge, and sassy as heck. Perfect for pawties, brunches, or wiping away tears after your dog eats your sandwich again.

Whether you’re hosting a bark-day, a bridal shower, or just sipping wine while your dog judges your life choices, these napkins scream: I care about aesthetics… and my dog more than anything else.

🎯 Key Features:

• Soft Three-Ply Custom Paper: Gentle enough for your guests’ mouths, strong enough for mysterious spills.

• Coined Edges: That fancy embossed border that says, “Yes, this napkin has better style than your ex.”

• Vibrant Colors: Bright and crisp designs, even if the conversation at your table isn’t.

• Event-Ready Versatility: Perfect for weddings, birthdays, bar mitzvahs, trade shows, and dog-friendly soirées that end in someone howling (you or the dog—who’s to say?).

• Two Sizes, Two Packs: Luncheon (6.5″) and Beverage (4.8″)—aka “stuff-your-face” size and “hold-my-drink” size.

🧼 Care Instructions:

These napkins are disposable—just like that excuse your dog gave you for digging in the trash:

• Use once

• Marvel at their beauty

• Toss with flair

• Repeat as necessary

📏 Size Guide:

• Luncheon Size (6.5” x 6.5”) – Great for meal moments, dramatic toast wiping, and emergency dog nose dabs.

• Beverage Size (4.8” x 4.8”) – Just right for cocktails, canapés, and catching that condensation before it soaks your outfit again.

💡 Pro Tip: Order both sizes and let your guests feel like napkin royalty. Use them to decorate, accessorize your charcuterie board, or stage an impromptu fan dance when your dog embarrasses you in public. They also double as polite ways to passive-aggressively wipe dog fur off your friend’s lap without saying a word.

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