Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Retro Hat
$14.70
It’s vintage, it’s breathable, and it’s ready for walkies. This structured snapback delivers throwback vibes with modern dog-mom energy—aka, stylish chaos. With a mesh back and a Permacurv® visor that stays in shape better than your dog during bath time, it’s your go-to hat for fetch duty, errands, or dodging that one neighbor who always asks, “Is he friendly?”
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : breathable bark patrol cap, funny trucker snapback, retro dog mom hat, structured chaos control fashion, vintage pet parent gear
Throw it back—way back—with the Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Retro Hat, where vintage style meets present-day fur parenting. Whether you’re channeling ‘90s mom-core or just trying to look cool while wrangling a leash and a latte, this hat delivers.
With a classic six-panel structure, mesh back for max breathability, and a Permacurv® visor that says, “I woke up like this (and then chased my dog through a flower bed),” this cap brings old-school charm and new-school sarcasm together in one size-adjustable masterpiece. Bonus: it’s stylish enough to distract from the paw print on your shirt.
🎯 Key Features:
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74% Polyester / 26% Cotton: Strong, smooth, and durable—like your resolve to not adopt another dog (we know you’re lying).
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Mid Profile, Six-Panel Structure: Structured, just like your weekly schedule… until the dog eats it.
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Mesh Back: Breathable and breezy—perfect for keeping your cool during unexpected poop emergencies.
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Permacurv® Visor: Holds its shape like you hold back sarcastic comments at the dog park.
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Matching Snapback Closure & Undervisor: Because consistency is key—even if your dog isn’t.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Let’s keep that throwback look fresh:
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Spot clean with diluted detergent before fully submerging
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Soak for up to 15 minutes (just like you soaking in regret after giving your dog cheese)
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Rinse in warm or cold water
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Pat dry with a towel
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Reshape and air dry like a responsible adult with a hat collection
📏 Size Guide:
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One Size Fits Most: Adjusts to fit all head sizes—whether you’re rocking a top knot, bedhead, or “I was up at 5AM for barking” vibes.
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Mid Profile: Sits just right—between full-on fashion influencer and “I’ve given up.”
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Structured Build: Holds its shape better than your New Year’s resolution to stop buying dog toys.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with aviators, a leash in one hand, and iced coffee in the other. Use it as armor during unsolicited “Have you tried training?” conversations. And remember: your retro hat might be stuck in the past, but your dog’s energy is set to chaos mode in the present.
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