Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Retro Hat

Throw it back—way back—with the Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Retro Hat, where vintage style meets present-day fur parenting. Whether you’re channeling ‘90s mom-core or just trying to look cool while wrangling a leash and a latte, this hat delivers.

With a classic six-panel structure, mesh back for max breathability, and a Permacurv® visor that says, “I woke up like this (and then chased my dog through a flower bed),” this cap brings old-school charm and new-school sarcasm together in one size-adjustable masterpiece. Bonus: it’s stylish enough to distract from the paw print on your shirt.

🎯 Key Features:

• 74% Polyester / 26% Cotton: Strong, smooth, and durable—like your resolve to not adopt another dog (we know you’re lying).

• Mid Profile, Six-Panel Structure: Structured, just like your weekly schedule… until the dog eats it.

• Mesh Back: Breathable and breezy—perfect for keeping your cool during unexpected poop emergencies.

• Permacurv® Visor: Holds its shape like you hold back sarcastic comments at the dog park.

• Matching Snapback Closure & Undervisor: Because consistency is key—even if your dog isn’t.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Let’s keep that throwback look fresh:

• Spot clean with diluted detergent before fully submerging

• Soak for up to 15 minutes (just like you soaking in regret after giving your dog cheese)

• Rinse in warm or cold water

• Pat dry with a towel

• Reshape and air dry like a responsible adult with a hat collection

📏 Size Guide:

• One Size Fits Most: Adjusts to fit all head sizes—whether you’re rocking a top knot, bedhead, or “I was up at 5AM for barking” vibes.

• Mid Profile: Sits just right—between full-on fashion influencer and “I’ve given up.”

• Structured Build: Holds its shape better than your New Year’s resolution to stop buying dog toys.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with aviators, a leash in one hand, and iced coffee in the other. Use it as armor during unsolicited “Have you tried training?” conversations. And remember: your retro hat might be stuck in the past, but your dog’s energy is set to chaos mode in the present.

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