Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Caps
$14.25
Built for sun, sass, and squirrel surveillance. This breathable, foam-front trucker cap keeps your head cool while your dog drags you through a public park like it’s the Iditarod. Adjustable, stylish, and judgment-resistant—just like every good dog mom accessory should be.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : breathable bark patrol fashion, dog mom trucker cap, embroidered pet parent gear, funny dog lover hat, stylish walkies accessory
Whether you’re navigating the dog park like a celebrity on a coffee run or just hiding the third-day hair you sacrificed for an emergency vet visit, the Dog Mom Fur Life Trucker Cap has you covered—literally. With a 100% polyester foam front (extra sturdy, just like your opinions) and a breezy nylon mesh back, this cap is your go-to accessory for walkies, whines, and wild zoomies.
Seven glorious color combos let you match your hat to your mood (or your dog’s leash), and the adjustable plastic snap means no size-guessing drama. Plus, those creases from packaging? They’ll smooth out faster than your pup forgets basic commands mid-squirrel chase.
🎯 Key Features:
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Adjustable Snap Closure: One-size-fits-most—because your hat should adjust to you, not the other way around.
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Six Rows of Visor Stitching: Like the reinforced stitching in your sanity after a 6AM bark-a-thon.
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Vibrant Colors: From “Subtle Sass” to “Look at Me, I’m a Dog Mom,” choose from seven bold combos.
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Color-Matched Details: Yes, even your sweatband is coordinated—because dog moms have standards.
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Lightweight Yet Durable: Survives sun, slobber, and spontaneous tug-of-leash tantrums.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Let’s face it, your dog licked it already:
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Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
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No need to soak (unless your pup dunked it in their water bowl)
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Use a soft-bristled brush for stubborn dirt—or stubborn memories
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Do not bleach, boil, or microwave. Seriously.
📏 Size Guide:
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Circumference: 22.8″ – just enough room for thoughts, opinions, and mental to-do lists you’ll forget by noon
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Crown Height: 3.5″ – tall enough to hide stress bangs
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Bill Length: 3.03″ – the perfect shade provider and squirrel-spotting aid
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this trucker hat with oversized sunglasses, a leash, and that all-knowing “Yes, this is my real voice when I say ‘drop it’” expression. Great for dog park diplomacy, grocery store missions, and letting the world know you survived puppy teething—barely.
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