Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote Bag
$18.70
Your wine deserves better than a paper bag. The Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote keeps your bottle chilled, your hands comfy, and your style unapologetically dog-obsessed. Fits one bottle of wine or one poor life decision—your call. Cheers, fur mama.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : chilled chaos container, funny dog mom wine tote, Neoprene Wine Carrier, sarcastic wine bag gift, stylish wine holder for pet lovers
- Let’s be honest—if you’re a dog mom, wine is a lifestyle accessory. And now, thanks to the Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote Bag, your bottle can arrive in style, chill, and fur-free (well… mostly). Crafted from durable, chill-holding neoprene with soft-grip handles and an all-over print that says “yes, I love dogs and yes, this is a gift—for me,” this tote is the glamorous wine carrier you never knew you needed. - Fits most standard wine bottles (750ml to 1L), but we won’t judge if you try to sneak in a fancy sparkling water and pretend it’s a detox. - ✨ Key Features:- 
100% Neoprene: Keeps your wine cool and your dog’s judgment warm. 
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All-Over Print Design: Printed front and back—no bad sides here. 
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Soft-Grip Handle: For effortless wine transportation and dramatic entrances. 
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Black Trim & Lining: Because elegance pairs perfectly with Pinot. 
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Fits Most Wine Bottles: 25oz–34oz (750ml–1L), AKA just enough for one solid dog-mom rant session. 
 - 🧼 Care Instructions:- Wine gets messy. Life gets messier. This tote can handle it: - 
Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) 
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No bleach, no iron (this bag already has enough heat) 
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Line dry like it’s sunbathing after happy hour 
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Do not dry clean—this isn’t a ball gown (yet) 
 - 📏 Size Guide:- 
Width: 6.5″ – Just enough room for your bottle and your pride 
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Height: 15.25″ – Tall enough to make a statement without saying a word 
 - 💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for picnics, porch nights, or bribing the dog sitter with “just a little rosé.” Bonus: doubles as a makeshift emotional support sleeve for awkward social events. - #PawsAndPinot #WagMoreWhineLess #SipSitStay #DogHairPairsWithEverything #ToteallyIntoWine - One size - Width, in - 6.50 - Height, in - 15.25 
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