Dog Mom Fur Life Weekender Tote Bag
$31.60
Weekend plans? Pack like the fabulous, slightly overwhelmed dog mom you are. This all-over print tote is big enough for your essentials, your dog’s toys, and a few impulsive life choices. Durable, adorable, and ready for escape—fur, chaos, and all.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : funny dog mom weekender, fur-filled getaway gear, oversized escape bag, sarcastic dog lover tote, stylish pet travel bag
Let’s face it—you don’t “pack light,” you just pack smart. Whether you’re escaping for a weekend of self-care or visiting your dog’s favorite pet-friendly Airbnb (yes, he has one), the Dog Mom Fur Life Weekender Tote is your new co-pilot.
At 24″ x 13″, this all-over print wonder is big enough to carry your clothes, your dog’s wardrobe, and the sudden urge to never return to the office. With sleek black woven handles, a structured T-bottom, and vibrant prints, it says, “I have my life together”—even if it’s held together by lint rollers and dog biscuits.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Spun Polyester Exterior: Wrinkle-free, worry-free, and immune to your dog’s chaos.
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T-Bottom Construction: So it stands upright like you do when someone mentions “puppy spa day.”
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All-Over Print: Covers the entire bag in full, vibrant color—go wild, like your dog off-leash.
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Black Interior Lining (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester): Classy enough to hide the treat crumbs.
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Black Cotton Web Handles: Durable and comfy—unlike your last attempt at dating.
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Assembled in the USA: Like a rescue pup with international flair.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This bag will live through wild weekends and sandy misadventures. To keep it fresh and fluffy:
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Dry clean or spot clean as needed
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Air dry—because no one wants to explain a melted tote
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Do not machine wash unless you want it to come out looking like your dog sat on it for a week
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 24″ – Yes, it fits your oversized hoodie and your dog’s toy box.
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Height: 13″ – Tall enough for drama, snacks, and a travel-sized regret.
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Depth: 2″ – Just enough space to convince yourself you’re not overpacking.
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Strap Length: 27″ – Shoulder-friendly for easy boarding-pass swagger.
💡 Pro Tip: Use this tote for last-minute getaways, spa retreats, or emotionally charged “I need a break” trips. Also functions as a dog nap mat in desperate situations. Bonus: earns instant respect at the airport gate from fellow pet parents.
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24″ × 13″ Width, in 24.00 Height, in 13.00 Depth, in 2.01 Strap length, in 27.00 -