Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Low Top Sneakers
$36.53
These low top sneakers are breathable, bold, and built for sprinting toward dogs—not deadlines. With memory foam insoles and a wraparound print that screams “chaotic good,” they’re perfect for chasing pups, compliments, and your dignity (in that order).
Categories : Shoes, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover shoes, fashionably late footwear, funny sneakers, memory foam chaos, sarcastic walking shoes
Step aside, basic kicks—these low tops are here to make an entrance, even if you’re making one 30 minutes late because a golden retriever needed your emotional support (and vice versa). Breathable, deodorized, memory-foamed, and blessed with full wraparound print, these sneakers are the footwear equivalent of, “Yes, I saw a dog. No, I don’t regret stopping.” Choose your own lace-up adventure in black or white trim and leave your excuses at the door (but keep the bark stories coming).
✨ Key Features:
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Breathable Polyester Canvas: Your feet will finally stop filing HR complaints about swamp conditions.
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Hi-Poly Deodorant Memory Foam Insole: Like a memory foam mattress for your feet—except it doesn’t judge your life choices.
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Durable Rubber Outsole: Built for real-life terrain: sidewalks, grass, existential crises.
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PU Leather Round Toe Cap: For kicking things gently and stylishly (like self-doubt and inanimate objects).
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EVA Shock-Absorbing Insole: Light, flexible, and bouncy—like the lies you tell about being “on your way.”
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Full Wraparound Print: Yes, even your shoes are extra.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep them looking fresh, even if your schedule isn’t:
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🧽 Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
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🪥 Use a soft-bristled brush for drama stains
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🚫 Do not soak unless you want your sneakers to have trust issues
📏 Size Guide:
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US 5.5 – 6: Tiny feet, big personality. Probably owns 12 planners.
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US 7 – 8: Balanced, bold, occasionally barefoot in public.
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US 9 – 10: Confident stompers. These feet don’t chase—they attract.
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US 11 – 12: You don’t walk—you arrive. Loud, proud, dog-distracted.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair these with your favorite “Sorry I’m Late” gear for full canine-justified chaos. And if anyone dares question your lateness, just lift a shoe and say, “Talk to the insole. It remembers.”
#LacedUpAndLate #DogFirstDeadlinesLater #SneakerExcuseActivated #WalkOfBark #PawsBeforePunctuality
US 5.5 US 6 US 7 US 8 US 9 US 10 US 11 US 11.5 US 12 EU size 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Heel to toe (inside), in 9.45 9.72 9.96 10.24 10.51 10.75 11.02 11.26 11.54 Width, in 3.46 3.54 3.62 3.70 3.78 3.86 3.94 4.02 4.06 -