Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Vintage Swimsuit (AOP)

Ever been late to the pool party because a dog gave you that “pet me or perish” look? This swimsuit gets it. Channel your inner Baywatch meets “excuse machine” in this vintage-style one-piece that says, “Yes, I saw a dog, and no, I don’t regret it.” With bold colors, boyshort bottoms, and a dramatic U-back cut, this piece is less swimsuit and more personality statement. Customize it with your own wild designs—because generic just isn’t your vibe.

✨ Key Features:

• Boyshort Bottoms: Because you want to dive, dance, and chase corgis across the beach without flashing your brunch squad. Extra coverage, zero drama.

• Deep U-Back: A retro neckline so deep it might reveal the secrets of your past lives—or just look really great on Instagram.

• Elastic Strap Edges: Flexible and flattering—like you when you say, “I’ll just have one mimosa.”

• Vibrant Sublimation Printing:Colors so bold, they make highlighters feel inadequate. Bonus: they won’t ghost you after a few swims.

• 85% Polyester, 15% Spandex: Strong like your opinions, stretchy like your weekend plans. Moves with you whether you’re swimming laps or dramatically exiting the water.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This isn’t a fragile diva, but she has standards:

• 🚫 No dry cleaning (she’s too chill for that)

• 🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)

• 🧼 Dry flat (like your sense of humor)

• 🚫 No bleach (obviously)

• 🧲 Iron low if you’re feeling fancy (but who are we kidding?)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Sassy: For the petite and powerful. Best for those who own more crop tops than responsibilities.

• S – Slightly Spicy: A small fit for small frames with big personalities. Ideal for chasing dogs or dodging awkward pool convos.

• M – Main Character: The universal “I think this’ll work” size. Made for the confident middle ground between chaos and chill.

• L – Leisure Legend: A comfy fit for those who like room to breathe, stretch, or break into interpretive dance by the shore.

• XL – Extra Lounge: For the queens who prioritize style and snack mobility. Works well for exaggerated sunbathing poses.

• 2XL – Double the Diva: Perfect for curvy confidence and cannonball grace. You’re not here to blend in.

• 3XL – Triple the Trouble: Bold, beautiful, and beach-ready. Because your swimsuit should fit your personality—larger than life.

💡 Pro Tip: This baby runs smaller than usual, just like you run from commitment. Size up if you like breathing, or if your design dreams include wrestling a giant flamingo float mid-splash.

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