Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Classic One-Piece Swimsuit (AOP)

Make a splash, make a statement, and maybe even make a lifeguard spit out their whistle. This one-piece isn’t just a swimsuit—it’s a lifestyle choice for the wildly fashionable and the “oops-I-saw-a-dog-again” crowd. With a classic cut, vivid prints, and elastic support for your sass and splash, you’ll turn heads faster than a beachgoer hearing someone yell, “Puppy!”

Just a heads up: it runs smaller than your confidence on Monday morning, so size up and strut on.

✨ Key Features:

• U-shaped neckline (front & back): Business in the front, pool party in the back.

• Elastic strap support: Holds the girls like it’s got tenure.

• Vibrant, chlorine-resistant prints: Doesn’t fade, even when your tan does.

• 85% Polyester, 15% Spandex: For that stretch that screams “freedom and fierce.”

• Runs smaller than your last online dating match’s commitment level.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Handle with love and a bit of sass:

• Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F)

• Dry flat like your humor

• Do not bleach (even if your ex deserves it)

• Iron on low heat if you’re fancy

• No dry cleaning—it’s a swimsuit, not a tuxedo

👙 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Sassy: For those who confidently borrow from the toddler section and call it “petite.”

• S – Slightly Snug: Made for the dainty daydreamers with minimalist curves and maximum attitude.

• M – Marvelously Medium: The Goldilocks of fits—not too tight, not too loose, just right for brunching and beaching.

• L – Lovely & Lush: A comfortable hug for curves that don’t quit and confidence that doesn’t ask permission.

• XL – Extra Legendary: For queens who serve lewks, sass, and sunscreen—often all at once.

• 2XL+ – Bold & Unapologetically Built: Designed to celebrate every curve with stretch, style, and a side of fierce.

💡 Pro Tip:  Want your design to actually stay visible and not flirt with see-through awkwardness? Go for a full-bleed print. The more coverage, the fewer “oh no” moments at the pool.

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