Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Bikini Swimsuit (AOP)
$24.68
Dive into style and sass with the “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” bikini—a two-piece wonder for beachgoers who prefer their waves with a side of wagging tails. With comfy elastic straps, vibrant prints that say “I came to slay,” and padding that’s more reliable than your last situationship, this swimsuit is basically your summer BFF. Warning: may cause spontaneous strutting and dog-petting.
Categories : Swimwear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bikini with dog print, dog lover swimwear, funny women’s bikini, humorous summer fashion, sorry i’m late swimsuit
Ready to make a splash with sass? This bikini isn’t just swimwear—it’s a lifestyle choice. Specifically, the lifestyle of someone who prioritizes chasing dogs on the beach over chasing waves. Designed for fashionable humans who want to look fabulous while sunbathing, diving, or dramatically emerging from the ocean like a slow-motion canine-loving mermaid. With bold prints and stretchy comfort, this suit doesn’t fade under pressure (or pool chlorine).
Key Features:
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Padded Inner Lining: Comes with removable pads—because sometimes the girls want backup, and sometimes they just want freedom.
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Vibrant Colors: The kind of colors that scream “Look at me!” but not “Help! I’m sunburned!”
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85% Polyester, 15% Spandex: Strong, stretchy, and sassy—just like your personality. Holds its shape like a grudge and moves with you like your favorite playlist.
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Two-Piece Glory: A classic bikini that’s ready for beach days, dog-spotting, or impromptu TikToks.
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Elastic Straps: They stretch, they support, they do their job—unlike your ex.
Care Instructions:
- Do not dryclean (it’s not a tuxedo).
- Iron, steam, or dry: low heat (don’t scorch the sass).
- Dry flat—gravity is your friend.
- Do not bleach—this isn’t 2002.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) because it likes spa days, too.
Size Guide:
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Sizes XS through 5XL
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Bust, cup, hips—all measured to love every curve.
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Pro tip: If your dog’s judging you in this bikini, they’re just jealous they don’t have one.
Pro Tip: Apply a full-bleed print design to the bottom if you want full coverage—unless you’re going for that “peek-a-boo, maybe-it’s-Maybelline” effect. Either way, be bold, be beachy, and don’t forget sunscreen (and dog treats).
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL US Size 2 4 6 8 10 12 14 16 Euro Size 32 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 Bust Width (half), in 16.30 17.09 17.87 18.78 19.45 20.24 21.02 21.81 Cup Height, in 6.38 6.69 7.01 7.28 7.52 7.83 8.07 8.39 Hip Width (front), in 8.07 9.06 9.45 10.04 10.63 11.22 11.81 12.40 Hip Width (back), in 11.02 12.20 12.60 12.80 13.39 13.98 14.57 15.16 Bottom Height (front), in 7.48 7.87 8.86 9.06 9.45 9.84 10.24 10.63 Bottom Height (back), in 8.66 8.86 9.25 9.84 10.43 11.02 11.42 12.20 -