Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Bikini Swimsuit (AOP)

Ready to make a splash with sass? This bikini isn’t just swimwear—it’s a lifestyle choice. Specifically, the lifestyle of someone who prioritizes chasing dogs on the beach over chasing waves. Designed for fashionable humans who want to look fabulous while sunbathing, diving, or dramatically emerging from the ocean like a slow-motion canine-loving mermaid. With bold prints and stretchy comfort, this suit doesn’t fade under pressure (or pool chlorine).

Key Features:

• Padded Inner Lining: Comes with removable pads—because sometimes the girls want backup, and sometimes they just want freedom.

• Vibrant Colors: The kind of colors that scream “Look at me!” but not “Help! I’m sunburned!”

• 85% Polyester, 15% Spandex: Strong, stretchy, and sassy—just like your personality. Holds its shape like a grudge and moves with you like your favorite playlist.

• Two-Piece Glory: A classic bikini that’s ready for beach days, dog-spotting, or impromptu TikToks.

• Elastic Straps: They stretch, they support, they do their job—unlike your ex.

Care Instructions:

• Do not dryclean (it’s not a tuxedo).
• Iron, steam, or dry: low heat (don’t scorch the sass).
• Dry flat—gravity is your friend.
• Do not bleach—this isn’t 2002.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) because it likes spa days, too.

Size Guide:

• Sizes XS through 5XL

• Bust, cup, hips—all measured to love every curve.

• Pro tip: If your dog’s judging you in this bikini, they’re just jealous they don’t have one.

Pro Tip: Apply a full-bleed print design to the bottom if you want full coverage—unless you’re going for that “peek-a-boo, maybe-it’s-Maybelline” effect. Either way, be bold, be beachy, and don’t forget sunscreen (and dog treats).

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