Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Briefs (AOP)

Need underwear that screams “responsible adult” but also whispers “I chase dogs in my free time”? Look no further. These whimsical women’s briefs combine unmatched softness with the kind of personality only dog chasers and nap enthusiasts truly understand. Whether you’re lounging at home, power-walking past your responsibilities, or prepping for a hot date with your couch—these undies have your rear covered. Literally.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Built strong enough to survive your inner monologue and most detergent settings.

• Two-Sided Fleece Finish – Like a hug from a puppy, but more practical for daily wear.

• Soft Elastic Waistband – Stays up no matter how often you bend over to pet random dogs.

• Vibrant All-Over Print – For when your laundry speaks louder than your actual outfit.

• Lightweight Comfort – So light, you might forget you’re wearing them—until someone compliments your dog-themed rear.

Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)

• 🧼 Do not bleach unless you hate fun

• 🌬️ Dry flat (not on the neighbor’s fence, please)

• 🚫 No ironing—your underwear should be wrinkle-free and drama-free

• 💨 No dry cleaning—save that for your “adult” clothes

Size Guide:

• XS – For when your pants are tighter than your deadline

• S – Smugly confident and smugly comfy

• M – The Goldilocks fit of underwear

• L – More room for post-snack bloating

• XL – Lounge queen status unlocked

• 2XL – Maximum comfort for maximum sass

Pro Tip: Pair these briefs with a baggy tee, fuzzy socks, and zero intentions of leaving the house—because fashion is subjective, but comfort is universal. Bonus points if your dog matches your vibe. 🐶

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