Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Biker Shorts (AOP)

When leggings said “I’m too hot,” biker shorts whispered, “Hold my hydration bottle.” These “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Biker Shorts are made for spontaneous dance parties, grocery store fashion shows, and obviously, dog-chasing adventures. Crafted from moisture-wicking polyester and stretchy spandex, these shorts mold to your body like a clingy ex—except more flattering and far less dramatic. Whether you’re on a bike, a couch, or a mission to pet every dog in town, these shorts have your back… and your backside.

✨ Key Features:

• 1.5″ Mid-Rise Waistband: Just the right height to keep things tucked, comfy, and casually cool—like yoga pants’ sassy cousin.

• Printed-in Size & Care Label: Because scratchy tags are for amateurs. You deserve smooth sailing (and stitching).

• Moisture-Wicking Polyester Blend: Sweat? We don’t know her. Stay dry and fresh—even if you’re outrunning squirrels.

• Faux Suede Finish: It’s like your legs are being hugged by velvet clouds with a skincare routine.

• Skinny Fit: Snug, secure, and ready to serve body-ody-ody from all angles.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Like your skincare routine: gentle and effective.

• Hand wash only (like the delicate goddess you are)

• Line dry (air kisses only)

• Do not bleach (you’re already bright enough)

• Do not iron or dry clean (they’re biker shorts, not a business suit)

📏 Size Guide:

• Waist Width: Snatches the midsection like it’s gossip hour.

• Outseam Length: Short enough for sass, long enough for squats.
  (Available in XS through 2XL for every dog enthusiast’s body type.)

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with oversized tees, crop tops, or a hoodie covered in dog fur (let’s be real—you’re not lint-rolling it anyway). Bonus points if you throw in an espresso and a pair of oversized sunnies and call it “athleisure.”

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