Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Pajama Pants (AOP)

Whether you’re binge-watching nature documentaries or pretending your dog understands your problems, these pajama pants have your behind—literally—covered. Designed for those who believe sleepwear is sacred and every nap is a spiritual experience, these soft, lightweight pants combine relaxed fit luxury with a side of canine-themed chaos. If your loungewear doesn’t make people question your sanity in the best way—are you even relaxing properly?

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Jersey: Like hugging a cloud, but it won’t judge your fifth consecutive day in pajamas.

• All-Over Print: Because subtlety is overrated—your pants should be louder than your neighbor’s leaf blower.

• Back Elastic & Drawstring: Adjustable for late-night snack bloating and spontaneous interpretive dance routines.

• Double Needle Stitching: Built tough, just like your tolerance for small talk before coffee.

• White Seam Thread: For that touch of “I lounge, but make it fashion.”

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because your pants are hot enough already)

• Do not bleach (unless you want “abstract art” pajamas)

• Tumble dry low (like your expectations on Monday mornings)

• No ironing (obviously)

• Do not dryclean (you’re not sending these pants to finishing school)

Size Guide:

• Waist Width: Ranges from “weekend snack limit” (XS) to “post-holiday feast” (2XL)

• Outseam: Long enough to make you feel elegant while stepping over your dog

• Inseam: A generous 29.87” to 31.37” to keep your ankles warm and your dignity intact

Pro Tip: These pajama pants double as a power statement for Zoom calls when paired with a blazer—or nothing at all if your camera’s off. Add dog hair for authenticity.

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