Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Polyester Yoga Shorts (AOP)

Unleash your inner yogi (or couch potato—we don’t judge) with these high-waisted, dog-distraction-approved yoga shorts. Whether you’re mastering the downward dog or chasing an actual one through the park, these shorts are ready for action. Made from 100% terylene (that’s fancy polyester, darling), they’re built to stretch with your sass, breathe like a gossip queen, and sculpt your midsection into Instagram-worthy illusions. Just like your favorite filtered selfies, minor color differences may occur—but your flair won’t.

Key Features:

• 100% Terylene: Because you deserve fabric as resilient as your willpower at a donut shop.

• 4-Way Stretch: Moves with you whether you’re lunging, lounging, or lurching toward a leashless Labrador.

• High Waist & Tummy Shaping: Smooths out the chips you ate last night and sculpts the goddess within.

• Vivid All-Over Print: Makes your glutes look like a gallery exhibit.

• Size Tolerance (up to 1.2″/3 cm): For when your confidence grows faster than your laundry pile.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (because shrinkage is a tragedy, not a feature)

• Do not bleach (your shorts are wild enough without chemical enhancements)

• Pro Tip: Hand wash to keep them as fresh as your sense of humor.

• No ironing or dry cleaning—these shorts are wrinkle-resistant, just like your disdain for small talk.

Size Guide:

• XS–2XL: High-waisted and curve-hugging for yogis, dog chasers, and spontaneous snackers alike.

• Each pair fits true to size—with just enough forgiveness for “just one more cookie.”

Pro Tip: Pair these with a “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tee and a dog hair-covered yoga mat for the full ensemble. Bonus points if you strike a pose mid-pet.

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