Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Polyester Yoga Shorts (AOP)
$11.12 – $14.02
Made for yoga but perfect for dog-spotting detours, these high-waisted shorts hug you tighter than your aunt at Christmas. Crafted from stretchy terylene magic, they shape your waist, move with your mischief, and won’t judge your downward dog form—or your brunch choices. Just toss them on and pretend you had every intention of working out.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog yoga shorts, flexible fashion, high-waisted hilarity, leggings for legends, sass in spandex
Unleash your inner yogi (or couch potato—we don’t judge) with these high-waisted, dog-distraction-approved yoga shorts. Whether you’re mastering the downward dog or chasing an actual one through the park, these shorts are ready for action. Made from 100% terylene (that’s fancy polyester, darling), they’re built to stretch with your sass, breathe like a gossip queen, and sculpt your midsection into Instagram-worthy illusions. Just like your favorite filtered selfies, minor color differences may occur—but your flair won’t.
Key Features:
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100% Terylene: Because you deserve fabric as resilient as your willpower at a donut shop.
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4-Way Stretch: Moves with you whether you’re lunging, lounging, or lurching toward a leashless Labrador.
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High Waist & Tummy Shaping: Smooths out the chips you ate last night and sculpts the goddess within.
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Vivid All-Over Print: Makes your glutes look like a gallery exhibit.
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Size Tolerance (up to 1.2″/3 cm): For when your confidence grows faster than your laundry pile.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (because shrinkage is a tragedy, not a feature)
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Do not bleach (your shorts are wild enough without chemical enhancements)
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Pro Tip: Hand wash to keep them as fresh as your sense of humor.
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No ironing or dry cleaning—these shorts are wrinkle-resistant, just like your disdain for small talk.
Size Guide:
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XS–2XL: High-waisted and curve-hugging for yogis, dog chasers, and spontaneous snackers alike.
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Each pair fits true to size—with just enough forgiveness for “just one more cookie.”
Pro Tip: Pair these with a “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tee and a dog hair-covered yoga mat for the full ensemble. Bonus points if you strike a pose mid-pet.
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