Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts (AOP)

These shorts were designed for two types of people: the ones who run marathons (to catch their dogs) and the ones who just sprint to the fridge. Either way, the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts are your lightweight, pocket-having, dog-watching-approved solution to living your best semi-athletic life.

Made with 100% polyester and pure emotional support, these breathable beauties feature side pockets for dog treats (or snacks for yourself), and a drawstring waistband for the days when you’re bloated from too much brunch but still cute.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Polyester – Tougher than your ex’s excuses, and quick-drying like your sense of humor.

• Extra Light Fabric – As breezy as your plans to exercise “tomorrow.”

• Elastic Waistband with Drawstring – Adjustable for snacks, sass, and spontaneous dog-chasing.

• Two Side Pockets – Perfect for holding dignity, lip balm, or nothing at all.

• White Seam Thread – Because subtle fashion rebellion is still rebellion.

• Sewn-In Label – Won’t scratch you like that one toxic friend did.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Because even fashion icons need a little TLC:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), but hand washing makes you fancy.

• Do not bleach (unless you want fashion regrets).

• Iron on low heat (but like, who irons shorts?).

• Tumble dry low or let the universe do the drying.

• Absolutely no dry cleaning – that’s reserved for ball gowns.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small: Fits like a good mood.

• Medium: For those who can’t decide between salad and fries (so you get both).

• Large: For snack enthusiasts and confident strutters.

• XL: Comfortable and fabulous, like your dog’s bed but way more stylish.

• 2XL: Roomy, breathable, and ready for action (or nap time).

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with a matching “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tee for the full outfit of someone who definitely had more important things to do but got lovingly distracted by a furry friend.

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