Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts (AOP)
$19.75
Stay cool, stay casual, and stay 100% ready to chase any dog that crosses your path. These lightweight, pocket-equipped shorts are your go-to for lounging, lunging, or losing track of time because you were admiring a corgi’s strut. With an elastic waistband that forgives brunch decisions and fabric that says “I work out… emotionally,” they’re basically the mullet of activewear: business comfort in the front, dog-chasing party in the back.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : bark-worthy casuals, canine chic bottoms, dog spotting shorts, polyester parade wear, shorts with a mission
These shorts were designed for two types of people: the ones who run marathons (to catch their dogs) and the ones who just sprint to the fridge. Either way, the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Casual Shorts are your lightweight, pocket-having, dog-watching-approved solution to living your best semi-athletic life.
Made with 100% polyester and pure emotional support, these breathable beauties feature side pockets for dog treats (or snacks for yourself), and a drawstring waistband for the days when you’re bloated from too much brunch but still cute.
🔑 Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Tougher than your ex’s excuses, and quick-drying like your sense of humor.
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Extra Light Fabric – As breezy as your plans to exercise “tomorrow.”
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Elastic Waistband with Drawstring – Adjustable for snacks, sass, and spontaneous dog-chasing.
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Two Side Pockets – Perfect for holding dignity, lip balm, or nothing at all.
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White Seam Thread – Because subtle fashion rebellion is still rebellion.
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Sewn-In Label – Won’t scratch you like that one toxic friend did.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even fashion icons need a little TLC:
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Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), but hand washing makes you fancy.
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Do not bleach (unless you want fashion regrets).
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Iron on low heat (but like, who irons shorts?).
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Tumble dry low or let the universe do the drying.
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Absolutely no dry cleaning – that’s reserved for ball gowns.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small: Fits like a good mood.
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Medium: For those who can’t decide between salad and fries (so you get both).
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Large: For snack enthusiasts and confident strutters.
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XL: Comfortable and fabulous, like your dog’s bed but way more stylish.
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2XL: Roomy, breathable, and ready for action (or nap time).
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with a matching “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” tee for the full outfit of someone who definitely had more important things to do but got lovingly distracted by a furry friend.
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S M L XL 2XL Waist width, in 13.98 15.00 16.50 17.48 18.23 Hips width, in 18.50 19.49 20.91 22.40 23.39 Outseam length, in 10.00 10.98 12.01 12.99 14.02 -