Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Relaxed Shorts (AOP)

Whether you’re chasing squirrels (purely hypothetical) or chasing dreams (from the couch), these relaxed-fit women’s shorts are here to support your lifestyle of leisure. Crafted from breathable polyester and dipped in cozy charm, they’re the perfect bottom-half companion to your dog-loving, responsibility-evading personality. Bonus: the drawstring adjusts to your snack-to-lap ratio.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Because your legs deserve something that says “I care, but not enough to iron.”
• Soft Material: Smooth enough to fool your skin into thinking it’s still in pajamas.
• Drawstring Waist: For adjusting comfort level after a third round of brunch.
• Side Seams: Keeps the structure of your shorts more intact than your sleep schedule.
• Curved Bottom Hem: Adds a gentle flair to your casual wear. Or just makes sitting cross-legged look cuter.

Care Instructions:

Because we all need a little guidance now and then:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), preferably while dancing.
• Tumble dry low or air dry like you’re in a shampoo commercial.
• Do not bleach (unless you’re going for that DIY tie-dye crisis).
• No ironing – wrinkles are just personality.
• Absolutely no dry cleaning. These shorts don’t mingle with the elite.

Size Guide:

• XS – “Cozy Chic”
  For the minimalist who believes in tight schedules and tighter waistbands. Petite, punchy, and perfect for dancing with dogs.
• S – “Slightly Snug Sass”
  Just enough room for brunch, a side of sarcasm, and spontaneous prancing. Tailored for lean lounging and agile dog-spotting.
• M – “Mid-Range Mischief”
  Balanced like your favorite snack plate. Neither too loose nor too clingy—perfect for pretending you jog.
• L – “Leisure Luxe”
  Generous on space, attitude, and post-nap wiggle room. Built for big steps and even bigger snack portions.
• XL – “Extra Lounge Legend”
  For the queen of comfort who’s not afraid to prioritize flexibility and fluff. May cause involuntary stretching and sighs of relief.
• 2XL – “Max Chill Commander”
  Commanding comfort like a boss. Ample space for movement, mischief, and mid-week existential breaks.

Pro Tip: Pair with oversized sunglasses, a fake errand, and your best “I meant to be productive” energy. Ideal for lounging like it’s a full-time job—or spotting dogs at a suspiciously high frequency.

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