Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Football Jersey (AOP)

Whether you’re dodging defenders or just dodging social commitments, this all-over-print football jersey has your excuse (and your style) covered. Crafted for those who like their games spirited and their alibis adorable, this moisture-wicking masterpiece keeps you cool even when your dog-spotting habits heat up. Designed for all genders, all game days, and all kinds of delightful distractions.

🏈 Key Features:

• Top Material: 100% Polyester (because sweat happens)

• Bottom Material: 100% Polyester Mesh (let it breathe, just like your excuses)

• Moisture-Wicking Fabric: Keeps you dry while you sprint after dogs… or touchdowns

• Unisex Fit: Fits humans of all varieties and levels of canine distraction

• All-Over Print: Loud enough for the dog to notice you back

• Black Ribbed Collar: Stylish enough to bark about

• Seam Thread Color: Automatically matched, like you and the golden retriever at the dog park

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash warm (max 30C or 90F) – no need to wash away your shame
• Drip dry – because your jersey deserves spa treatment
• Iron: Low heat – just like your motivation to run laps
• Do not bleach – save the drama for the game
• Do not dry clean – you’re sporty, not fancy

📏 Size Guide:

• XS–4XL Width: Roomy enough to chest-bump or hug every single dog you see

• Length: Covers the awkward social exit while you “saw a beagle”

• Sleeve Length: Freedom to throw passes or hand out belly rubs

💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for tailgates, touchdowns, or tail-wagging interruptions—this jersey says, “I’m here to win, but mostly to pet that dog behind the goal post.” Pair with cleats or comfy excuses.

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