Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Performance V-Neck T-Shirt
$25.58 – $28.15
When you’re sprinting after someone else’s dog like it owes you rent, this high-performance V-neck keeps you cool, dry, and looking like you meant to break a sweat. With moisture-wicking magic, UV-blocking sorcery, and enough sass to make your sneakers jealous, this tee is your new go-to for cardio… or just walking dramatically with a coffee.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog lover workout gear, fitness fashion for the easily distracted, performance v-neck hilarity, polyester power flex, UV protection sass
This isn’t just a V-neck—it’s a V-for-Victory-neck. Whether you’re power-walking through the neighborhood or dramatically jogging to catch a dog, this shirt is here to support your mission. Lightweight and moisture-wicking, it dries faster than you can say, “Is that a Labradoodle?” Bonus points: it also protects you from the sun and from looking boring.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester (But Make It Performance): This isn’t your grandma’s polyester. It’s lightweight, it’s moisture-wicking, and it basically high-fives your sweat as it kicks it out.
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Direct-to-Film (DTF) Printing: Your design is so crisp, even your dog will double-take.
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Moisture-Wicking Superpowers: Because real heroes don’t glisten—they glisten strategically.
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UPF 40+ Sun Protection: Keeps your shoulders safe while you pretend you’re only out walking to “clear your head,” not chasing tail.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (as cold as your ex’s heart)
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No bleach—unless it’s for drama, not laundry
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Tumble dry low, or air-dry for that fresh field-of-flowers smell
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Do not iron. Seriously, why are you ironing athletic wear?
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Do not dry clean. You’re not fancy like that.
Size Guide:
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XS – Squirrel chasing fit
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S – Light jog to the fridge fit
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M – Dog park queen fit
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L – Brunch after cardio fit
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XL – Cozy but capable fit
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2XL – Confident and comfy dog-stalking ninja fit
Pro Tip: Pair this shirt with your favorite leggings and a latte you didn’t actually earn. Tell everyone you just got back from a hike—even if the only trail you took was down a YouTube dog compilation rabbit hole.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 18.00 19.00 20.00 21.00 22.00 24.00 Length, in 24.00 25.00 26.00 27.00 28.00 29.00 Sleeve Length, in 14.88 15.38 15.88 16.37 16.87 17.37 -