Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Adidas Unisex Fleece Joggers
$56.73 – $63.75
Always late but fashionably fuzzy? Slip into these unisex adidas fleece joggers—crafted for comfort, powered by recycled good vibes, and perfect for spontaneous dog-petting detours. With pockets for snacks (yours or the pup’s), a chill tapered fit, and just enough eco-friendly flair to say, “Yes, I’m saving the planet one jog at a time,” these joggers are your official uniform for being stylishly distracted by dogs.
Categories : Sportswear, Women’s Clothing
Tag : Cozy Canine Couture, dog excuse joggers, fashionably fleecey, paw print procrastination, sustainable snugglepants
You were just going for a casual jog when—bam!—dog. You stopped. You stared. You made a new furry best friend. But now you’re late, and thank goodness you’re wearing these “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” adidas Fleece Joggers. Blending sustainable comfort with eco-friendly sass, these joggers are like yoga pants for your entire leg, wrapped in climate-conscious cozy. Featuring an elastic waistband for spontaneous snack detours and side pockets roomy enough for treats (for the dog, obviously), these joggers prove once and for all: pants can have purpose and personality.
Key Features:
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Sustainably Soft: 70% Better Cotton Initiative cotton, 30% recycled polyester. Or, in dog terms: squeaky-toy friendly and tail-wag approved.
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Serious Storage: Front-slanted and back-right pockets for hoarding snacks, tennis balls, or your dignity.
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Snug Cuffs: Say goodbye to flappy ankles. These joggers are tapered to perfection.
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Flexible Waistband: Equipped with a drawstring so you can adjust after the third slice of pizza or the fifth pup you pet.
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Minimal Branding: Subtle adidas logo on the hip, because even your pants deserve a little clout.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, because hot water is only for tea and awkward conversations
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Do not dry clean, unless you want your joggers to have trust issues
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Iron on low, if you must pretend to be fancy
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Tumble dry low or line dry—your call, superstar
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Avoid bleach, unless you’re trying to go from jogger chic to lab experiment
Size Guide:
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XS: For folks who run marathons (or just run late)
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S-M: Perfect for casual walkers and serial brunch-goers
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L-XL: Ideal for long legs, long naps, and longer dog stories
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2XL-4XL: Built for maximum cozy, snack flexibility, and unbothered excellence
Pro Tip: Pair these joggers with a dog, a latte, and your best “Yes I rescue animals in my spare time” expression. People won’t know if you’re coming from yoga or saving the world—either way, you’ll look amazing doing it.
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XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Inseam, in 29.50 29.50 29.50 29.50 29.50 29.50 29.50 29.50 Waist extended, in 15.75 17.75 19.62 21.62 23.62 25.62 27.50 29.50 Waist relaxed, in 13.75 15.75 17.75 19.62 21.62 23.62 25.62 27.50 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -