Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Mid-Waist Pencil Skirt (AOP)

Strut your stuff in unapologetic, dog-distracted style with this mid-waist pencil skirt that says, “Yes, I chased a golden retriever for three blocks, and yes, I still made it look fabulous.” Designed for the multitasker who juggles looking good and being emotionally unwell over cute corgis, this skirt hugs you like your dog does when you come home from work—tight, warm, and slightly judgmental.

Key Features:

• 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex: Stretchier than your patience when your dog ignores recall commands. Ultra-soft and durable for spontaneous squirrel chases.

• Mid-Waist Slim Fit: Sits snugly like a lapdog with no sense of personal space. Fashionably flattering from every bark-filled angle.

• All-Over Print Awesomeness: Your design? Everywhere. Subtle? Never heard of her.

• 4-Way Stretch: Bend, squat, twirl, or do interpretive dance after seeing a dachshund in a sweater—this skirt moves with you.

• Elastic Waistband: Expands as easily as your gallery of dog photos.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F).
• Do not bleach, tumble dry, iron, or dry clean.
• Basically, treat it with more care than your last relationship.

Size Guide:

• XS – For the snack-size humans who prefer their skirts like their dogs: compact and adorable.

• S – Slim fit for those who skip leg day and dog day is every day.

• M – For mid-pack leaders who love balance: style + canine chaos.

• L – For bold barkers who take up space and the spotlight.

• XL – More wiggle room for more tail wags and pizza nights.

Pro Tip: Pair it with a top that screams “I brake for puppies” and wear it on days when you want your outfit to say, “Yes, I have my life together—unless there’s a puppy involved.”

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