Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Pencil Skirt (AOP)

Is it a skirt? Is it a conversation starter? Is it a subtle cry for help because you keep being late due to spontaneous dog sightings? Yes, yes, and absolutely yes. This mid-waist pencil skirt hugs your curves like a clingy dog that’s decided you’re their human now. With vibrant all-over printing, soft stretch, and sass packed into every seam, it’s ready for work, brunch, or a hot pursuit of a golden retriever named Pickles.

✨ Key Features:

• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex – Like leggings went to finishing school. Durable, soft, and stretchy enough to chase a corgi without splitting.

• Mid Waist Fit – Sits comfortably where your snack pouch might live.

• Flatlock Stitching – Smooth seams so you can wiggle in with grace.

• 4-Way Stretch – Because some days you sprint for buses, others for beagles.

• All-Over Print – Loud, proud, and impossible to miss—just like you.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Hand wash like it’s a sacred artifact, then line dry dramatically like you’re in a detergent commercial.

• Machine wash: Nope.

• Bleach: Don’t you dare.

• Dry: Only line dry, preferably while staring into the distance.

• Iron: Why? It’s a pencil skirt, not a dissertation.

• Dryclean: Hard pass.

📏 Size Guide:

• XS: For those who sprint at the sight of a spaniel.

• S: For the brunch-loving, poodle-patting multitasker.

• M: For medium-rare chaos with a side of Dalmatians.

• L: For big plans and bigger paw prints.

• XL: For living loud and loving Labradors.

• 2XL: For full-throttle fabulousness with room to twirl.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this skirt with your best dog-watching face and prepare to explain the print… again. Works great with heels, sneakers, or just socks and an alibi. Warning: may cause dogs (and people) to follow you home.

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