Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cut & Sew Racerback Dress (AOP)
$26.78 – $27.68
Ever wanted to look fabulous while chasing a corgi down the street? Now you can. The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Cut & Sew Racerback Dress is equal parts sass, speed, and soft polyester. With a sporty fit and just enough flair to make your local dog park your runway, this dress says, “Yes, I pet strangers’ dogs—and I do it in style.”
Categories : Skirts & Dresses, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine couture chaos, dog-themed dress, fashionable dog chaser, funny racerback fashion, sorry I’m late apparel
Finally—a dress designed for those who walk confidently into a room 20 minutes late because a golden retriever smiled at them on the sidewalk. This racerback wonder is equal parts sporty, flirty, and dangerously twirlable. Crafted from 100% polyester and sprinkled with enough personality to distract even the most disciplined dog walker, it’s a dress that says, “Yes, I chase dogs. And I look fabulous doing it.”
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower at a puppy adoption fair. Holds its shape like your best poker face when pretending not to cry over rescue stories.
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Sporty Fit: Slim, flattering, and just fitted enough to imply you’ve considered cardio. Bonus: Makes spontaneous frolicking 12% more aerodynamic.
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Side Seams: Because you deserve structure—in your wardrobe, not necessarily in your life.
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Self Fabric Binding: It’s not just a fancy word for “comfy edges,” but it sure feels like it.
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Tagless & Seam Thread in White: Because itchiness is not a personality trait and contrast thread is for people who fear commitment.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (like your last relationship), gentle cycle (unlike your shopping sprees).
- Do not bleach (your dog already has that covered).
- Tumble dry low or let it sunbathe next to you.
- Do not iron—because nobody has time for that.
- Avoid dry cleaning unless you also dry clean your socks (and if so, we need to talk).
Size Guide:
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XS – For those who borrow clothes from their dog and it fits.
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S – Slightly roomier, but still faster than most greyhounds.
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M – Made for multitaskers who can sip iced coffee and spot a schnauzer mid-step.
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L – Perfect for lounging, leaping, or low-key Labrador chases.
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XL – For big dog energy and the closet to match.
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2XL – Because more dress = more space for dog hair.
Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite sneakers, an iced coffee, and the unwavering belief that every dog is secretly your soulmate. Bonus points if you twirl dramatically when passing a pug.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width (at bottom hem), in 19.02 20.00 21.02 22.01 23.03 24.02 Width (at chest), in 15.00 15.98 17.01 17.99 19.02 20.00 Length (front HSP), in 32.01 32.99 33.50 34.02 34.49 35.00 -