Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Cut & Sew Racerback Dress (AOP)

Finally—a dress designed for those who walk confidently into a room 20 minutes late because a golden retriever smiled at them on the sidewalk. This racerback wonder is equal parts sporty, flirty, and dangerously twirlable. Crafted from 100% polyester and sprinkled with enough personality to distract even the most disciplined dog walker, it’s a dress that says, “Yes, I chase dogs. And I look fabulous doing it.”

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Stronger than your willpower at a puppy adoption fair. Holds its shape like your best poker face when pretending not to cry over rescue stories.

• Sporty Fit: Slim, flattering, and just fitted enough to imply you’ve considered cardio. Bonus: Makes spontaneous frolicking 12% more aerodynamic.

• Side Seams: Because you deserve structure—in your wardrobe, not necessarily in your life.

• Self Fabric Binding: It’s not just a fancy word for “comfy edges,” but it sure feels like it.

• Tagless & Seam Thread in White: Because itchiness is not a personality trait and contrast thread is for people who fear commitment.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your last relationship), gentle cycle (unlike your shopping sprees).
• Do not bleach (your dog already has that covered).
• Tumble dry low or let it sunbathe next to you.
• Do not iron—because nobody has time for that.
• Avoid dry cleaning unless you also dry clean your socks (and if so, we need to talk).

Size Guide:

• XS – For those who borrow clothes from their dog and it fits.

• S – Slightly roomier, but still faster than most greyhounds.

• M – Made for multitaskers who can sip iced coffee and spot a schnauzer mid-step.

• L – Perfect for lounging, leaping, or low-key Labrador chases.

• XL – For big dog energy and the closet to match.

• 2XL – Because more dress = more space for dog hair.

Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite sneakers, an iced coffee, and the unwavering belief that every dog is secretly your soulmate. Bonus points if you twirl dramatically when passing a pug.

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