Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Baby Rib Tank
Price range: $26.53 through $28.83
This slim-fit baby rib tank hugs like your favorite excuse and stretches just enough to chase dogs without pulling a muscle. With a longer length and attitude to match, it’s perfect for layering, lounging, or loudly explaining why you were 12 minutes late (spoiler: the dog had freckles).
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : comfy tank for chaotic walkers, funny women’s ribbed tank, long length excuse wear, slim fit dog lover top, stylish layering for late girls
Let’s be honest—this tank top isn’t here to ask questions, it’s here to layer, flatter, and look good while you’re late (again) because you had to stop and pet a golden retriever. With a longer length for maximum coverage (and snack concealment), a slim fit that hugs without judging, and a ribbed texture that says “I may be late, but at least I’m styled,” this baby rib tank is the fashion equivalent of “I got distracted, but make it cute.”
Perfect for layering under hoodies, jackets, or even your poor time management.
🐕 Key Features:
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Slim Fit: Because your tank should cling lovingly—like a small dog in a thunderstorm.
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Longer Body Length: Extra inches for extra sass, and bonus coverage when stretching, sprinting, or dramatically lunging toward beagles.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches on, bounces back, and refuses to lose shape—unlike your self-control at the dog park.
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Side Seams: Keeps the structure intact, even when you’re emotionally unstructured.
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Perfect for Printing: Add your favorite excuse (spoiler alert: it’s a dog) in bold, unapologetic font.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Your tank deserves more than the “toss and hope” approach:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🚫 Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (not for paw prints—they’re adorable)
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🔥 Tumble dry low (just like your patience for small talk)
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🧲 Iron on medium if needed (but who are we kidding?)
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🚫 Do not dry clean—it’s a tank, not a tux
📏 Size Guide:
Slim fit + longer length = flattering distraction armor.
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S – Sleek & Spirited: Tailored for high energy and low punctuality.
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M – Mostly Motivated: Slim, comfy, and 100% snack-compatible.
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L – Late & Lovable: Easy fit for layering or lounging with Labradors.
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XL – Extra Loyal: Generous cut, ideal for fashionable flailing and casual cuddling.
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2XL – Double the Chill: More room, more comfort, more “yes, I’m still petting that dog.”
💡 Pro Tip: Pair with leggings, messy bun, and a “Sorry, I saw a dog” face. This tank’s long enough to cover your excuses and cute enough to distract from them entirely. Works as a base layer or solo star—either way, it’s ready to run… probably toward a dachshund.
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