Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Micro Ribbed Tank
$26.53 – $29.02
This slim-fit ribbed tank is soft, sleek, and fully prepared for unexpected dog encounters. With a flattering scoop-square neckline and fabric that moves with you (especially toward Labradors), it’s basically the fashion equivalent of saying, “I’m cute, I’m late, and I pet dogs like it’s my job.”
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny women’s ribbed tank, scoop neck excuse wear, slim fit dog lover top, stretchy top for puppy chasers, stylish late girl apparel
Finally—a tank top that says “Yes, I work out… emotionally.” This sleek, breathable micro ribbed tank is the elevated classic you never knew you needed. Made from a dreamy combo of Airlume combed cotton and polyester, it hugs like a polite golden retriever and breathes better than you during cardio.
With a square-ish scoop neckline, a slim fit, and just enough ribbing to make it fashion, this tank is perfect for layering, lounging, or lunging across the street to pet a stranger’s bulldog. Your excuses just got a glow-up.
🐕 Key Features:
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52% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton / 48% Polyester: Soft like your puppy voice, strong like your willpower around French fries (well… almost).
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Athletic Heather Option (90/10 Cotton/Poly Blend): For those who want to sweat stylishly while pretending it’s not happening.
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1×1 Ribbed Collar: Snaps back into shape like your dignity after tripping in public. Stretches, supports, forgives.
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Sleek Cut & Slim Fit: Form-flattering and distraction-ready. Yes, you can still reach for snacks.
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Lightweight Fabric (5.4 oz/yd²): Just enough weight to feel secure, just enough stretch to chase dogs in.
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Side Seams: Holds the shape of your tank and your life together—barely, but admirably.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Treat it like your favorite hoodie or your most trusted walking shoes:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🧴 Non-chlorine bleach only, and only when necessary (not for paw prints—those are memories)
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🔥 Tumble dry low (because nobody enjoys tank shrinkage)
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🧲 Iron on medium heat if needed (or just call it “intentional wrinkles”)
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🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank is not that high-maintenance
📏 Size Guide:
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S – Sleek & Swift: Moves like a shadow, sprints like a spaniel.
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M – Midrange Mischief: Slim, comfy, perfect for dramatic “Look at that puppy!” moments.
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L – Laid-Back Legend: A flattering hug with just enough wiggle room for snacks and secrets.
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XL – Extra Loving: Because comfort is a personality trait.
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2XL – Double the Chill: Stretch, style, and space for your entire emotional support routine.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear this tank when you want to look effortlessly athletic—even if your only cardio is chasing someone’s Shih Tzu across a crosswalk. Add oversized sunnies, a ponytail, and a face that says, “Yes, I was late. No, I’m not sorry. There was a dog.”
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S M L XL 2XL Width, in 13.00 13.75 14.75 15.75 16.75 Length, in 27.50 28.00 28.63 29.25 29.88 -