Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Tri-Blend Racerback Tank
$20.25 – $22.12
This racerback tank is soft, stretchy, and always down for a detour involving a fluffy stranger. With its dreamy tri-blend fabric and slim fit, it hugs you like a polite golden retriever and makes lateness look intentional. Perfect for workouts, walkies, or pretending you jog.
Categories : Tank Tops, Women’s Clothing
Tag : funny women’s racerback, slim fit excuse shirt, soft tank top for late girls, stylish gym-to-dog-park wear, tri-blend dog lover tank
This is the tank top for women who value three things in life: comfort, style, and an exit strategy when they spot a golden retriever. Made from a dreamy tri-blend of polyester, combed ringspun cotton, and rayon, this slim-fit racerback hugs in all the right places and drapes like it was stitched by angels—or at least by someone who really understands brunch-to-dog-park transitions.
It’s light, it’s flattering, it’s got overlocked edges for that “I do yoga and probably own succulents” vibe. Whether you’re crushing squats or just crushing hard on someone’s dog, this tank’s got your back (literally).
🐕 Key Features:
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Tri-Blend Fabric (50% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 25% Rayon): Soft like your favorite pillow. Durable like your caffeine addiction. Drapes like drama.
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Slim Fit: Clings just right—enough to look hot, not enough to require shapewear.
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Side Seams: Because structural integrity is sexy, and we don’t do saggy tanks around here.
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Overlock Binding: Finished raw edges for that “effortlessly edgy but still totally put-together” look.
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Sewn-In Label: Because this tank respects you enough not to itch your neck mid-dog chase.
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REACH Compliant & Made in Haiti: Ethically made, so your conscience and your collarbone can both feel great.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Handle with care—like the very good doggo that made you late in the first place:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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🚫 Non-chlorine bleach only (let’s keep it gentle, like petting a pug)
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🔥 Tumble dry medium (it can handle the heat)
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🚫 Do not iron (seriously, it’s a tank top—not a tuxedo)
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🚫 Do not dry clean (we’re here for chill, not dry-cleaner bills)
📏 Size Guide:
True to size—but maybe don’t size down unless you enjoy crop top surprises.
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XS – X-tra Sleek: For those who drink green juice and make it everyone’s problem.
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S – Sassy Minimalist: Chic, sharp, and probably owns a Pinterest-worthy dog leash.
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M – Moderately Magical: Fit for errand queens, gym flirtations, and spontaneous hugs.
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L – Lazy Luxe: Moves with you, whether you’re stretching or stress-scrolling.
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XL – Extra Legendary: Brings room for snacks and sass.
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2XL – Double the Delight: Maximum comfort, minimum resistance. Now with more dog hair.
💡 Pro Tip: This is the tank top you wear when you’re trying to look low-effort fabulous but still want people to think you own reusable bags and a skincare routine. Throw on a messy bun, oversized sunnies, and that “I was late but look at this dog I saw” energy. You win.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Width, in 15.00 15.98 16.93 17.99 19.49 20.98 Length, in 25.87 26.50 26.77 27.76 28.39 29.02 -