Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Flowy Scoop Muscle Tank

Meet the tank top that flows like your excuses and feels softer than the ears of the golden retriever that made you late (again). This airy, featherlight muscle tank delivers peak comfort with just enough sass. Whether you’re hitting the gym, pretending to jog, or sprinting toward a Labradoodle at the park, this top keeps you cool, comfy, and unapologetically dog-obsessed.

Bonus: it pairs well with leggings, denial, and iced coffee. Just a heads up—it runs smaller than usual, kind of like your patience when someone says “It’s just a dog.”

🐕 Key Features:

• 65% Polyester / 35% Viscose Blend: Ultra-soft, airy fabric so light it might just float away during dramatic exits.

• Extra Light Fabric (3.7 oz/yd²): Perfect for summer, workouts, or any activity involving sweating and dogs.

• Relaxed Fit: Drapes effortlessly—because clinging is for exes and wet T-shirts, not fashion.

• Sewn-in Label: Because you deserve uninterrupted comfort. No scratchy tag ruining your vibe here.

• Side Seams for Structure: Holds its shape longer than your commitment to “just one dog.”

• Ribbed Collar with Seam: Keeps the neckline looking good even after it’s seen things. (Like you tripping over a beagle.)

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep it fresh like your excuses:

• 🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• 🚫 Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary (blame the dog for stains)

• 🔥 Tumble dry low so it stays light and lovely

• 🧲 Iron on medium heat if it’s wrinkled like your sleep schedule

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank is low maintenance, just like you (on paper)

📏 Size Guide:

Runs smaller than usual—translation: size up unless you’re into crop-top surprises.

• S – Small But Savage: For those who live on matcha and moral superiority.

• M – Medium & Mysterious: Flowy, fitted, and fabulous—until you see a pug and forget your plans.

• L – Lounge-Ready: Loose where you want it, flattering where it counts.

• XL – Extra Lovely: Built for brunch, pets, and full-on emotional support fashion.

• 2XL – Double Drama: Because sometimes you need space—for feelings and snacks.

💡 Pro Tip: This is the tank you wear when you want to look like you worked out but really just walked a dog and dramatically adjusted your sunglasses. Layer with confidence, accessorize with a leash, and enter every room like you’re late for something adorable. (You are.)

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