Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Barnard Tank

You like tanks. You like dogs. You like the raw, rugged vibe of looking like you may have cut the sleeves off yourself but still pay your taxes. Enter: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Barnard Tank—your new go-to for flexing both your biceps and your canine commitment.

Made from 100% combed ringspun cotton and ethically produced by AS Colour (because your clothes should have better morals than your last situationship), this tank features raw-edge armholes for that perfectly undone “I lift… dogs” look. It’s breathable, bold, and ideal for gym reps, coffee runs, or emergency belly rubs.

🐕 Key Features:

• 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton: Smooth, soft, and less emotionally complicated than most group chats. Strong enough to survive a surprise tug-of-war with a golden retriever.

• Raw Armhole Edges: Cut-off sleeves, no hemming, no apologies. You’re not here for clean lines—you’re here for that “I could totally join a garage band” energy.

• Ribbed Knit Collar with Seam: Stretches where it should and stays where you want it. Unlike your weekend plans.

• Light Fabric (4.4 oz/yd²): Cool, breathable, and ideal for overheating from either cardio or a sudden Chihuahua sighting.

• Regular Fit: Not too tight, not too baggy. Just right for showing off your arms and your dog dedication.

• AS Colour Ethical Brand: Because being hot and having a conscience is a powerful combo.

🧼 Care Instructions:

This tank doesn’t ask for much—just a little love and not too much bleach:

• 🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40°C or 105°F)

• 🚫 Use non-chlorine bleach when things get messy

• 🔥 Tumble dry medium like your post-run glow

• 🧲 Iron on low heat (but really, embrace the wrinkles)

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—it doesn’t do formalwear

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – X-treme Sidekick: For the dog walker who logs more steps than a Fitbit can count.

• S – Subtly Swole: Great for the gym… or just pretending you go there.

• M – Midlife Pup-Crisis: Balanced, stylish, and vaguely ready for anything.

• L – Legendary Lounger: Made for park hangs, pup playdates, or power naps.

• XL – Extra Loyal: For those who bring snacks, water, and a leash just in case.

• 2XL – Double the Dog Love: Enough room for you and your emergency tennis ball.

• 3XL – Triple Flex Mode: Because you don’t just chase dogs—you chase dreams.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this tank with messy hair, an iced beverage, and the distant scent of sunscreen. People will assume you’re either headed to a workout or fresh from one—even if you just spent 45 minutes trying to convince a corgi to be your friend. Again.

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