Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Tank Top

Introducing the tank top that says, “Yes, I care about the environment—but also, yes, I will absolutely stop traffic to pet a corgi.” This unisex, garment-dyed marvel is made from 100% ring-spun US cotton and fits so relaxed, it practically sighs when you put it on.

Thanks to ethical sourcing and salt-free, low-impact dyes (because you’re not just stylish—you’re saving the planet one tank at a time), you can feel morally superior while also looking dangerously good. It’s soft, sustainable, and designed to survive both spontaneous dog-chasing and awkward coffee shop run-ins with your ex.

🐕 Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: Because your torso deserves better than cardboard-grade fabric. This cotton is soft, durable, and probably more loyal than your last situationship.

• Self Fabric Binding: No rogue necklines here. The trims are made of the same buttery-soft cotton as the rest of the tank—uniform, polished, and emotionally stable.

• No Side Seams: Knitted in one piece, like a minimalist fashion cocoon. Reduces fabric waste and excuses for not being eco-friendly.

• Garment-Dyed Goodness: Each tank is dyed after it’s sewn, giving it a mellow, lived-in hue that whispers, “I thrift ironically but this is new.”

• Relaxed Fit: Drapes so effortlessly, it might ghost your other shirts. Perfect for brunches, walks of shame, or pretend jogs through the park.

• Sewn-in Twill Label: It’s committed. It’s sewn in. No tear-aways here, just like your dog when it sees a squirrel.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Keep this tank happy and huggable:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• 🚫 Use non-chlorine bleach as needed—don’t go rogue

• 🔥 Tumble dry low (or air dry, you sustainability icon)

• 🧲 Iron, steam, or dry on low if you’re feeling fancy

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—this tank has zero patience for red tape

📏 Size Guide:

• XS – Extra Spicy: For the minimalists, the confident, or those who permanently live in “just one more week of clean eating” mode.

• S – Sleek & Snuggly: Form-fitting but forgiving. Like a hug from someone who owns more than one reusable water bottle.

• M – Medium Mischief: Where comfort meets chaos. Great for mid-sized moods and average energy levels.

• L – Lounge Royalty: Drapes like a king’s robe, but still shows off the gains.

• XL – Extra Laid Back: Roomy, airy, and full of zero regrets. You’ve earned this tank. Probably.

• 2XL – Double the Drama: Perfect for post-brunch naps or extra snack storage.

• 3XL – Triple Threat: Style. Comfort. Space to rescue every stray dog you see and tuck them all inside.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear this tank when you want to appear effortlessly cool and deeply environmentally conscious—without saying a word. Bonus points if you accessorize with a canvas tote, iced oat milk latte, and a smug smile that says, “Yes, I did save the whales, thanks for asking.”

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