Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Satin Pajamas (AOP)

Meet your new nighttime uniform: as glamorous as a red carpet gown, but built for binge-watching, snack-hoarding, and being fashionably unconscious by 9 PM. These satin pajamas are a declaration of luxury… and a complete lack of morning urgency. Made from an oh-so-touchable blend of 95% polyester and 5% spandex, they whisper sweet nothings to your skin while silently judging your third cup of midnight ice cream. Perfect for lounging, lounging harder, and pretending you sleep like a Disney princess (even if your dog hogs the bed).

✨ Key Features:

• Drawstring Waist: Because eating an entire pizza shouldn’t mean sacrificing comfort or style.

• Notch Lapel Collar: The “I could take a Zoom call in this if I had to” of pajama design.

• Satin Softness: Feels like being hugged by moonlight and compliments.

• 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex: A marriage of softness and stretch—like yoga pants that went to finishing school.

• Matched Stitching & Trim: Subtle flex. Seam thread color stays incognito to keep your look sleek.

🧼 Care Instructions:

Treat these like the royalty they are:

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

• No bleach (seriously, don’t anger the satin gods)

• Drip dry (like your sense of humor)

• Iron on low heat (if you must)

• Do not dryclean (leave the drama at the laundromat)

📏 Size Guide:

• XS/S: Perfect for petite humans or dogs wearing disguises.

• M/L: The cozy middle ground—Goldilocks would approve.

• XL/2XL: Because roomy pajamas > societal expectations.

• 3XL/4XL: Maximum lounge area for maximum lounging.

Inseam is always 30 inches across sizes—so your ankles are safe, even when dignity isn’t.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair with fuzzy socks, a bowl of popcorn the size of your head, and your dog as your unwilling big spoon. Instagram story optional. Dignity not included.

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