Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Long Sleeve Crewneck Tee

This tee is not just a shirt—it’s a legitimate excuse. Whether you were late for brunch, band practice, or a board meeting, this long sleeve masterpiece has you covered—literally. Made from 100% combed ring-spun cotton (the kind of cotton that gets pampered more than you do), this crewneck is designed for serial dog watchers and people who like sleeves… long ones.

Key Features:

• Combed Ring-Spun Cotton (100%) – Softer than a golden retriever’s ears. Heather Grey gets fancy with 10% polyester.
• Side Seams – Holds its shape longer than your last relationship.
• Double Needle Hems – Double the stitches, double the commitment (from the shirt, not your ex).
• Shoulder Taping – Stabilizes like your therapist, except it’s for fabric.
• Classic Fit – Not too snug, not too loose—Goldilocks would approve.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart (30°C / 90°F max)
• Do not bleach (unless you’re into blotchy DIY)
• Tumble dry low like your standards on dating apps
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat (no pressure)
• Do not dry clean—this shirt is casual, like your attitude on Mondays

Size Guide:

• Length: Sits right where existential dread begins—around the hips
• Width: Fitted enough to look good, roomy enough for snacks
• Sleeves: Just right for dramatic arm gestures or pretending to be warm

Pro Tip: Pair with a confused expression and point off into the distance when asked why you’re late. Then, mumble “dog” and walk confidently away. Boom—conversation over, credibility intact.

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