Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Ladies Quarter-Zip Pullover

Look like you meant to be late with this sporty-chic ladies’ quarter-zip pullover that says, “Yes, I saw a dog. Yes, I stopped to greet it. No, I don’t regret a thing.” Made from lightweight, 100% polyester wizard-cloth, this pullover keeps its shape, dries in a flash, and endures more spontaneous dog-petting than most outerwear can emotionally handle.

The flattering drop-tail hem adds style while subtly covering the fact that you’re hiding a pocket full of Milk-Bones. The cadet collar gives you “put-together” energy, even if your morning involved sprinting after a runaway golden retriever named Toast.

Key Features:

✨ Direct-to-Film (DTF) Print: Your dog-centric truth, crisp and glorious, printed with futuristic technology. No cracking, no fading—just bold honesty.

🧵 100% Polyester: Lightweight, quick-drying, and tough enough to withstand impromptu agility course attempts in the park.

🔒 Reverse Coil Zipper with Metal Head: Smooth and sleek, like the dog you tried to impress at the café this morning.

🎯 Flattering Drop Tail Hem: Covers the back, flatters the front, and keeps you looking polished—even if your actual dog-walking form says otherwise.

🧣 Cadet Collar: Keeps your neck warm and stylish as you peer dramatically into the distance and whisper, “Is that a corgi?”

Care Instructions:

Because your top should be as low-maintenance as your ideal pet-sitter:
🐾 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
🐾 No bleach—this isn’t a crime scene
🐾 Do not tumble dry—hang it like your dignity after being licked in the face
🐾 No ironing—wrinkles are personality
🐾 Avoid dry cleaning—it’s not prom, it’s puppy patrol

Size Guide:

🐕 XS (Tiny Tornado): For the fast-footed, tail-chasing go-getter.
🐕 S (Stealthy Stroller): Low profile, high awareness. Will spot a doodle from 300 yards.
🐕 M (Moderate Mayhem): Casual look, intense dog-seeking energy.
🐕 L (Labrador Level): Chill, friendly, and built for comfort.
🐕 XL (Excuse Queen): Says “It was a rescue!” every time she’s late.
🐕 2XL (Husky Hugger): Has hugged every malamute within a five-mile radius.
🐕 3XL (Professional Pup Watcher): Considered bringing binoculars.
🐕 4XL (Ultimate Dog Magnet): Dogs cross the street just to greet her.

Pro Tip: Wear this quarter-zip to brunch, the gym, the park, or anywhere you might accidentally fall in love with a stranger’s mutt. Pairs best with yoga pants, a latte you’re too distracted to drink, and the unwavering confidence of someone who always chooses dogs over deadlines.

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