Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex EcoSmart® Crewneck Sweatshirt
$29.92 – $36.95
Running late? Blame the dog—and do it in style. This unisex EcoSmart® crewneck sweatshirt from Hanes is fleece-lined, planet-approved, and cozy enough to make punctuality optional. Made with recycled plastic bottles (because why not?), it’s the only excuse you need for being warm, fashionable, and environmentally irresponsible in reverse.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction apparel, dog-themed sweatshirt, eco cozy fashion, Late But Stylish, recycled fleece vibes
This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s a soft, fleece-lined apology note to the universe, declaring your noble distraction by dogs. Made by Hanes with a splash of environmental heroism, this EcoSmart® crewneck mixes 50% cotton with 50% polyester—up to 5% of which was once a plastic bottle in its past life (now reincarnated into warm fashion). It’s tagless, timeless, and so comfy it might just become your second skin—or at least your favorite excuse.
Key Features:
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Planet-Loving Fabric: Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester, including 5% recycled polyester from plastic bottles. Because the planet deserves to be cozy too.
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Medium Weight, Major Comfort: Weighing in at 7.8 oz/yd², it’s just enough to hug you through breezy dog walks or awkward small talk.
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Fleece Inside: Like being licked by a puppy. Only warmer. And with less drool.
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Tag-Free Neckline: No scratchy labels—just smooth, uninterrupted excuses for your tardiness.
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Tubular Knit Construction: No side seams, no side-eye. Just smooth style and less fabric waste.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your heart before coffee)
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Non-chlorine bleach only (unless you’re feeling rebellious)
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Tumble dry low (it’s chill, just like you)
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Do not iron (because who has time for that?)
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Absolutely no dry cleaning (we’re casual here)
Size Guide:
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Small: For those who chase tiny dogs or their dreams
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Medium: The Goldilocks of sweatshirt fits—just right
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Large: Like a hug from a St. Bernard—comfortably roomy
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XL: More space, more style, less explaining your choices
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2XL–4XL: Because cozy comes in all sizes (and sometimes needs extra snack room)
Pro Tip: Pair this eco-friendly fleece with your most judgmental “Yes, I’m late and yes, it was worth it” look. Then go out and pet every dog you see. It’s not procrastinating—it’s prioritizing joy.
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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 20.00 21.97 23.98 25.98 27.99 29.50 31.50 Length, in 26.50 27.48 28.46 29.49 30.00 31.00 31.50 Sleeve length, in 34.00 35.25 35.87 36.62 37.37 38.12 38.87 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 -