Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Drop Shoulder Sweatshirt
Price range: $62.20 through $66.15
Ever dreamed of being wrapped in a cloud that also screams, “I saw a dog and ditched all responsibilities”? This unisex drop shoulder sweatshirt is your new emotional support outfit. Cozy, stylish, and shoulder seams so relaxed they probably meditate. Perfect for dog chasers, couch conquerors, and people who think “laundry day” is a personality trait.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : comfy fashion statement, dog excuse sweatshirt, ironic cozy wear, sarcastic dog lover apparel, unisex drop shoulder pullover
Ah, the noble drop-shoulder sweatshirt—where comfort meets style and both agree to skip arm day. This fashion-forward staple features a seam that says “Nah” to the usual shoulder expectations and instead, slides stylishly down your arm like your responsibilities on a Monday morning. Made with a soft blend of airlume combed cotton and polyester, it’s like getting a warm hug from a golden retriever who doesn’t judge your life choices.
Key Features:
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52% Airlume Cotton, 48% Polyester: Softer than a puppy’s ears and stronger than your will to resist petting dogs.
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Dropped Shoulders: Designed so your sweatshirt—and your excuses—can hang out in style.
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Ribbed Knit Cuffs and Waistband: Keeps the look together, even when your life isn’t.
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Side Seams: Because even rebellious sweatshirts need a little structure.
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Tear-Away Label: Rip it off like a Band-Aid. No scratchy distractions here.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold like your ex’s heart.
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Non-chlorine bleach only (because we believe in gentle drama).
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Tumble dry low—no wild spins, just smooth vibes.
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Iron on low heat if needed (but honestly, who irons sweatshirts?).
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Do not dry clean. This isn’t prom.
Size Guide:
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S (Small) – For those who live in the land of petite perfection and still get ID’d for PG-13 movies.
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M (Medium) – Balanced like your morning coffee and mild existential dread. A safe, stylish bet.
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L (Large) – For the folks who love a roomy fit or just have majestic shoulders built for dramatic exits.
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XL (Extra Large) – Because life’s too short to wear tight sweatshirts. This one says, “I’m here to lounge and impress.”
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2XL (Double Extra Large) – More cozy, more coverage, more room for snack pockets and big hoodie energy.
Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite “I swear I’m productive” pants and prepare to be the comfiest person in the room—especially if that room happens to have a dog in it. Bonus points if the dog is wearing matching apparel. Double bonus if the dog is yours.
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