Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Sweatshirt (AOP)
$41.67 – $47.72
Running late again? Blame the dog—and do it in style. This all-over print sweatshirt is your cozy alibi, tailor-made for people who treat every passing pup like royalty. With a fit that says “I had time to get dressed but not to be on time,” it’s soft, stretchy, and covered in just enough personality to distract from your punctuality issues.
Categories : Sweatshirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog excuse sweatshirt, dog lover gift, fashionably late outfit, funny unisex apparel, unapologetically cozy
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a wearable excuse for your chronic tardiness and questionable time management. Designed for people who are easily distracted by four-legged fluffballs and proud of it, this all-over-print unisex crewneck sweatshirt is a glorious mix of comfort, chaos, and canine adoration.
With 100% polyester fabric, it’s as durable as your obsession with dogs you don’t even own. Whether you’re chasing squirrels (metaphorically… or not) or just lounging like the majestic procrastinator you are, this is your uniform. Plus, thanks to its custom cut and sewn construction, you won’t be caught in a white-line wardrobe disaster. Praise be.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Because you’re wrinkle-free and fabulous (or at least your sweatshirt is).
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All-Over Print Magic – No weird seams or tragic design breaks. Your outfit remains loud and proud, like your dog’s bark at 3 a.m.
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Classic Fit – For bodies shaped like humans. Roomy but not “I’m hiding snacks” roomy.
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Ribbed Collar & Cuffs – Like the stretchy pants of the arm world. Form-hugging but forgiving.
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Custom Cut & Sewn – It’s not fast fashion; it’s “tailored for tail-waggers.”
Care Instructions:
Because even masterpieces need maintenance:
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Machine wash cold (30C or 90F)
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Tumble dry low (like your energy after socializing)
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Do not bleach (this is not the 2000s)
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Do not iron (you’re already hot enough)
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Do not dry clean (unless you want it judged by professionals)
Size Guide:
Find your fit, not your feelings. Measurements are of the actual sweatshirt, not your emotional baggage.
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XS: Ideal for petite dog lovers and overly confident toddlers
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S–M: For the average human who has made peace with hoodie hoarding
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L–XL: For folks who value snack storage space and dramatic flair
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2XL: Roomy enough for you and your emotional support animal (probably)
Pro Tip: Pair this sweatshirt with your favorite “I swear I’m on my way” face and a dog video on loop. Perfect for convincing people that you’re a responsible adult… who just happens to be very, very, VERY distracted by dogs.
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XS S M L XL 2XL Length, in 27.48 28.74 29.76 30.75 31.73 32.99 Width, in 19.02 20.35 21.73 23.11 24.49 25.87 Sleeve Length, in 22.63 23.25 24.13 24.87 25.63 26.25 -