Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex NuBlend® Crewneck Sweatshirt

For those who are consistently tardy, occasionally chilly, and eternally distracted by tail-wagging angels, this NuBlend® crewneck sweatshirt is your new best excuse. Made from 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and 100% “Sorry I was patting a stranger’s golden retriever,” it offers year-round comfort and wrinkle-free defiance of life’s schedule. Whether you’re lounging, walking, or explaining your lateness to a confused brunch crowd, this pre-shrunk miracle has your back—literally.

✨ Key Features:

• NuBlend® Fabric (50% Cotton, 50% Polyester): Like a diplomatic alliance between softness and durability—designed to withstand naps, snacks, and spontaneous park detours.

• Pre-shrunk & Quarter-turned: Won’t shrink or look like you ironed it with your elbow.

• Double-needle Stitching: Tougher than your resolve to avoid petting every dog you meet.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar, Cuffs & Hem with Spandex: Stretches for snack-induced bloating, then bounces right back like your enthusiasm when someone says “puppy.”

• Tear-away Label: Because the only itch you want to feel is the one to adopt another rescue.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like your ex’s heart)

• No bleach (this isn’t 2004)

• Tumble dry low (preferably while binge-watching dog rescue videos)

• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat

• Absolutely no dry cleaning—your dog wouldn’t approve

📏 Size Guide:

(AKA “How Snuggled Up Do You Want to Be?”)

• S – Cozy but capable of movement. Great for polite introverts.

• M – Balanced for both human interactions and spontaneous dog sightings.

• L – Slightly roomier, like your heart when you see a corgi.

• XL – Built for cuddling. Possibly large enough to share (but you won’t).

• 2XL+ – More space, more snacks, more emotional support fabric.

💡 Pro Tip: Pair this sweatshirt with jeans, leggings, or the blanket you told your roommate you “just needed for a second.” Wear it to dog parks even if you don’t have a dog. No one will question you. You’re wearing authority.

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