Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck Sweatshirt

Meet your new wearable excuse. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Midweight Softstyle Fleece Crewneck isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s a statement of priorities (dogs first, schedules second). Crafted with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this fleece masterpiece is brushed on the inside for maximum coziness and made with a 100% cotton face that’s smoother than your best alibi.

With dropped shoulders for that effortlessly “I woke up like this” vibe and made using OEKO-TEX-certified dyes and Better Cotton sourcing, this sweatshirt lets you wear your values and your attitude.

🏷️ Key Features:

• Midweight Softstyle Fleece (8.4 oz/yd²): Not too light, not too bulky—perfect for mild weather and even milder time management.

• 80/20 Ring-Spun Cotton & Polyester Blend: Durable, soft, and reliable—unlike your ability to leave the house on time.

• Dropped Shoulders: Relaxed, comfy, and great for shrugging when asked why you’re late.

• 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs & Hem with Spandex: Fits like a dream and bounces back—kind of like your ability to justify your actions.

• No Side Seams: Just clean lines and smooth comfort, unlike the chaos in your inbox.

• Eco-Friendly Credentials: OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes + Better Cotton sourcing = you being stylish and a good human.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• ❄️ Non-chlorine bleach when necessary

• 🌀 Tumble dry low (like your standards for punctuality)

• 🧼 Iron low if necessary

• 🚫 Do not dry clean—we keep it casual

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Sleek & Swift): For folks who are small in size but large in excuses.

• M (Mildly Mischievous): A happy medium for those who always “meant to leave earlier.”

• L (Lounge Specialist): For cozy comfort that says, “Yes, I’m late—deal with it.”

• XL (Extra Chill, Extra Charming): Slightly oversized, perfect for layering and emotionally withdrawing in style.

• 2XL (Two Scoops of Cozy): Spacious, soft, and ideal for stress-snacking on the go.

• 3XL (Max Relax Mode): More room, more comfort, more time spent explaining the dog you saw.

• 4XL (Fleece Royalty): The elite level of warmth and wardrobe domination. You’ve earned it.

💡 Pro Tip: This crewneck is perfect for brisk walks, couch-based decision-making, and explaining for the fourth time this week that yes, you were late, and yes, it was because of another dog. Bonus: pairs well with joggers, coffee, and an unbothered attitude.

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