Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt

Meet the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog sweatshirt: the lightweight, planet-friendly, ultra-soft wearable excuse you didn’t know you needed. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton and printed with low-impact OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, this relaxed-fit crewneck says, “Yes, I’m late—but feel how soft this is.”

From the rolled-forward shoulder to the tubular knit (fancy talk for “no annoying side seams”), this piece is designed for all-day comfort, high-quality vibes, and casual disappearances into a pile of dogs or pillows. Either way, you’re warm, cozy, and still not on time.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Strong, smooth, and softer than a corgi’s inner thigh. Yes, really.

• Lightweight Fabric (6.4 oz/yd²): Not too thick, not too thin. Just right for spring, layering, or suspicious weather.

• 1×1 Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Stretches when you need it, bounces back like you meant to be 15 minutes late.

• Rolled Forward Shoulder: So your posture can look chill even when your brain is screaming.

• No Side Seams: Just uninterrupted softness and zero excuses for scratchy fabric.

• Sustainably Sourced, Ethically Printed: Great for the planet. Even better for your conscience while you ghost plans.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• ❄️ Do not bleach (unless chaos is your aesthetic)

• 🌀 Tumble dry low

• 🧼 Iron low if necessary, but honestly… who does that?

• 🚫 Do not dry clean. This isn’t Wall Street.

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Sleek & Slightly Stubborn): For the early risers who still somehow arrive late because…dog.

• M (Moderately Mischievous): A little extra room for layering and a whole lot of room for your excuses.

• L (Laid-Back & Late Again): Built for comfort, ideal for “I left the house, what more do you want?”

• XL (Extra Leisure Lifestyle): You value space, softness, and not answering your phone.

• 2XL (Too Chill to Rush): Generous fit for maximum coziness and minimum social urgency.

• 3XL (Full-Time Lounge Mode): The sweatshirt equivalent of “I’ll be there when I get there.”

💡 Pro Tip: This lightweight crewneck is perfect for breezy mornings, long dog walks, suspiciously long “quick trips,” and situations where you need to look like you care… without trying too hard. Just add messy hair and coffee you didn’t pay for. Boom—fashion.

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