Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt

Let’s be honest: life is full of tough choices—like being on time or petting that Shiba Inu outside the coffee shop. Enter the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt, designed for people who value comfort, quality, and making a dramatic entrance with fur on their sleeves.

Made with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this relaxed-fit sweatshirt is garment-dyed for that perfectly lived-in look, even if your calendar is pure chaos. It features a rolled-forward shoulder, back neck patch, and ribbed everything in all the right places. Ethically dyed and absurdly cozy, it’s basically your new lifestyle wrapped in fleece.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 80% Ring-Spun Cotton, 20% Polyester: Luxuriously soft, subtly fancy, and strong enough to withstand accidental belly rubs (to dogs, not people… hopefully).

• Garment-Dyed with OEKO-TEX Certified Dyes: Because you care about the planet—even if you’re chronically 12 minutes behind schedule.

• Relaxed Fit with Rolled-Forward Shoulders: Perfect for pretending you do yoga and/or make thoughtful life choices.

• 1×1 Ribbed Collar, Cuffs, and Hem: Stretches just enough to slide on, then bounces back like your best excuses.

• Twill Neck Tape & Half-Moon Patch: Structural integrity meets mysterious design detail. Très chic.

• Embroidery Option Available: For when your excuse deserves to be stitched in cotton and immortalized forever.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• 🧴 Non-chlorine bleach when necessary

• 🌀 Tumble dry low (like your ambition before 9 a.m.)

• 🚫 Do not iron

• 🚫 No dry cleaning—we keep it real

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Subtly Snug): For minimalists who love dogs, coffee, and pretending to be on time.

• M (Moderately Mischievous): Ideal for layered looks and casual denial about how late you are.

• L (Laid-Back Legend): A relaxed fit for chilled days, dog sightings, and last-minute arrivals.

• XL (Extra Lounge Level): Spacious enough to stretch, snack, and dodge commitment.

• 2XL (Too Cozy to Care): Room for comfort, confidence, and questionable decisions.

• 3XL (Maximum Chill Mode): You didn’t come here to be judged—you came to be warm and fabulous.

💡 Pro Tip: This sweatshirt is perfect for everything from weekend errands (read: dog-spotting missions) to fake working-from-home Zoom calls. Pair with joggers, sarcasm, and a strong sense of your own fabulous lateness.

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