Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Cold weather. Questionable motivation. An extremely cute beagle that distracted you for 20 minutes. Enter: the Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog crewneck sweatshirt—the answer to your comfort needs and your excuse game.

Made with a soft yet sturdy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (heathered ones go a little rogue with more polyester, but still count), this sweatshirt is ideal for dodging drafts, deadlines, and responsibility. Whether you’re layering for an actual outing or just crawling from bed to couch, it’s your new go-to for socially acceptable comfort.

Ethically made with U.S. cotton, OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, and absolutely zero itchy side seams—because being late shouldn’t also be irritating.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend (Medium-Heavy Fabric): Feels like a warm hug from someone who forgives your lateness—every time.

• Classic Fit & Crewneck Style: Timeless silhouette perfect for layering or pretending you’re doing fine.

• Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced where it matters—unlike your will to log off TikTok.

• Tag-Free Comfort: Features a gray, pearlized tear-away label, because scratchy necks are so last year.

• No Side Seams: Just smooth, seamless comfort—unlike your social calendar.

• Ethically Grown Cotton: Because your conscience deserves to be as warm as your torso.

• Embroidery Option Available: Want your excuse stitched into your chest? Say less.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• 🧴 Non-chlorine bleach only

• 🌀 Tumble dry low like your motivation

• 🚫 Do not iron (unless you’re into chaos)

• 🚫 Do not dryclean—it’s not that kind of shirt

📏 Size Guide:

• S (Sleek & Slightly Sheepish): Great for those who are small in size but big on dog-based detours.

• M (Moderate & Mellow): The “just right” fit for comfort, style, and punctuality denial.

• L (Laid-Back Legend): Perfect for layering, lounging, or pretending you didn’t stop to pet a stranger’s corgi.

• XL (Extra Lounge Energy): For maximum warmth and minimum movement—plus room for snacks.

• 2XL (Too Cozy to Care): Extra space for your comfort, your excuses, and your emotional support snacks.

• 3XL–5XL (Supreme Comfy Royalty): Because life’s too short for tight sweatshirts and on-time arrivals.

💡 Pro Tip: This sweatshirt pairs best with dog hair, last-minute text apologies, and an aura of “I swear I meant to be there.” Whether you’re curled up with coffee or defending your right to be cozy in public, this crewneck covers it all. Literally.

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