Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hooded Blanket
$58.43
Equal parts blanket, hoodie, and anti-social armor. This fleece-lined wonder is made for year-round lounging, emergency snack stashing, and avoiding all forms of productivity—while staying fabulously warm and suspiciously dog-obsessed.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : cozy dog lover gift, fleece blanket you can wear, funny wearable blanket, stylish blanket for antisocial queens, women’s hooded blanket
Who said you can’t wear your feelings? The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Women’s Hooded Blanket lets you do exactly that—especially if your feelings include staying cozy, avoiding people, and lovingly yelling “WHO’S A GOOD BOY?!” across the street.
Made from ultra-soft 100% polyester fleece, this wearable blanket is perfect for all seasons: winter, summer, dog-spotting season, and “I’m not going out today” season. Whether you’re curled up in a cold office, binging true crime, or dodging calls, this hooded blanket’s got you covered. Literally.
🏷️ Key Features:
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100% Polyester Fleece: So soft, even your dog will try to nap on you. And they’ll win.
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Lightweight & Cozy: Warm enough to feel like a hug from a marshmallow, light enough not to feel like a commitment.
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Premium Vibrant Print: A no-fade, high-drama print that shouts, “Yes, I’m wearing a blanket—and yes, I’m fabulous.”
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Wearable Warmth: Hood? Check. Sleeves? Check. Zero expectations of productivity? Double check.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) on gentle cycle
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❄️ Tumble dry low
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🚫 Do not bleach (this blanket is already a bright idea)
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🔥 Do not iron—you’re not trying to crisp it up like a waffle
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 26.40 in
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Length: 33.90 in
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Sleeve Length: 22.80 in
💡 Pro Tip: This wearable blanket is perfect for lazy Sundays, office AC overkill, suspiciously long Zoom meetings, and pretending you didn’t just cancel plans again. Add a messy bun and a snack-filled pocket for the full experience.
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One size Width, in 26.40 Length, in 33.90 Sleeve length, in 22.80 -