Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Blanket

Let’s be honest—blankets are great, but they’re notoriously bad at staying on when you’re reaching for snacks, chasing dogs in your dreams, or simply existing on the couch. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Hooded Blanket fixes that, giving you the warmth of a blanket, the convenience of a hoodie, and the aesthetic of someone who’s given up on pants but not on life.

Made from soft, lightweight polyester fleece, this unisex wearable blanket is perfect for staying warm while pretending to be productive. Great for studying, lounging, dramatic movie nights, or simply hiding from all forms of adult responsibility.

🏷️ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Fleece: As soft as a golden retriever’s ears, without the shedding. Warm, lightweight, and dangerously nap-inducing.

• Built-In Hoodie: Because nothing says “I’m never leaving this couch” like covering your head in fleece.

• Oversized Kangaroo Pocket: For your phone, your remote, and an emergency snack stash you’ll totally forget about until next week.

• Vibrant, No-Fade Print: Loud, proud, and here to remind everyone that yes, you were late… again… because of a dog.

• One Size Fits All: Yes, even your snack-filled hopes and dreams.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• 🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• ✋ Hand wash if you want to keep it feeling like a fluffy cloud forever

• ❄️ Do not tumble dry

• 🚫 Do not bleach

• 🔥 Do not iron (seriously, it’s a blanket—not a business suit)

📏 Size Guide:

• Bust: 36.22 in

• Length (without hood): 43.31 in

• Sleeve Length: 20.08 in

💡 Perfectly oversized for staying cozy, even while aggressively ignoring your inbox.

💡 Pro Tip: This hooded blanket is ideal for movie nights, lazy Sundays, or casually ignoring people in the grocery delivery aisle. Bonus: doubles as social armor when you’re done with small talk but still want to look adorable.

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