Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Hooded Long Sleeve Tee
$41.03 – $43.80
Always late but fashionably cozy? The “Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog” Unisex Hooded Long Sleeve Tee is your official excuse in hoodie form. Lightweight, soft as a freshly-bathed golden retriever, and stylish enough to distract from your tardiness, this tee says, “Yes, I’m late—but have you seen that dog?” A crossover V-neck seals the deal with subtle flair, while the breathable cotton ensures you stay cool even under punctuality pressure. Perfect for dog lovers, serial apologizers, and anyone who’s ever veered off course for a tail wag.
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : canine distraction couture, dog lover apparel, fashionably late, Sorry I’m Late hoodie, unisex hooded tee
Let’s face it, punctuality is overrated—especially when there’s a majestic canine mid-zoomie. This lightweight hooded long sleeve tee is your stylish excuse for all those late arrivals. Crafted from the softest airlume combed and ringspun cotton known to humankind (or dog-kind), this is the perfect blend of breathable chill and “I definitely meant to be here on time” charm. It’s got a crossover V-neckline so fancy, it might just distract people from asking why you’re late… again.
Key Features:
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100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton – Like hugging a cloud that hasn’t seen stress. (Heather and Triblend folks, you’re still VIPs—just a stylishly blended version.)
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Lightweight fabric – Keeps you cool, calm, and collected even when explaining your dog-induced tardiness.
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Crossover V at the neckline – Because regular hoodies are so last dog walk.
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Side-seamed construction – Holds its shape better than your excuses.
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Regular fit – Roomy enough to move, fitted enough to look like you have your life together.
Care Instructions:
Because even fabulous fabric needs a little TLC:
🌀 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
🚫 Non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
🔥 Tumble dry low—don’t let it get too toasty
🧼 Do not dry clean (seriously, it’s casual, not a tuxedo)
🧺 Iron low if you’re feeling fancySize Guide:
All measurements refer to the hoodie, not your wildly fluctuating self-esteem.
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XS – For the “I prefer dog cuddles over food” body
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S – The universal size of “just one more dog video”
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M – For humans in denial about their growing dog merch collection
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L – Perfect for those who always stop to pet strangers’ dogs
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XL – Dog hair, don’t care—there’s room for all your fur-friends
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2XL – For people whose lap is permanently reserved for large dogs
Pro Tip: Pair it with messy hair, oversized sunnies, and the phrase “I swear it was a corgi this time.” Works every time.
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