Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Lightweight Hooded Sweatshirt
$47.48 – $60.37
Running late again? Blame the dog—and do it in style. This unisex lightweight hoodie wraps you in 100% ring-spun cotton softness while giving you the perfect excuse for your chronic tardiness. Featuring a jersey-lined hood, relaxed fit, and eco-friendly vibes, it’s the sweatshirt equivalent of “Sorry not sorry (I saw a dog).”
Categories : Hoodies, Women’s Clothing
Tag : dog excuse hoodie, eco-friendly lateness, hooded fashionably late, late but cute, snuggly canine couture
Whether you’re 5 minutes late or 45, blame it on the dog—fashionably. This unisex lightweight hoodie is the perfect alibi for those who live life on paws. Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton and soft enough to make a golden retriever jealous, this sweatshirt lets you lounge, layer, and loiter in eco-friendly style. Featuring a relaxed fit, jersey-lined hood, and your new favorite excuse printed right on the front. Dog seen, lateness justified.
Key Features:
🐾 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – As smooth as a Labrador’s belly and ready for serious cozying.
🐾 Jersey-Lined Hood – It’s like a hoodie within a hoodie. Inception-level softness.
🐾 Rolled Forward Shoulders – Because posture matters, even when you’re petting other people’s dogs.
🐾 Relaxed Fit – For humans who value comfort and spontaneous canine encounters.
🐾 Eco-Friendly Dyes – Dyed with conscience (and a pinch of smugness). Salt-free, guilt-free color.Care Instructions:
To keep this hoodie as fresh as a puppy’s breath:
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🧺 Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
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🚫 No bleach (even if your ex deserved it)
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🌬️ Tumble dry low (let it nap gently)
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🧼 Do not dry clean (it doesn’t like formal wear)
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🧻 Iron on low if necessary (but honestly, it likes wrinkles—it’s relatable)
Size Guide:
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Small to 3XL – Whether you’re built like a chihuahua or a Great Dane, there’s a size for every dog devotee.
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True to Size – Order your usual, unless you’re planning on layering it over your emotional support sweater.
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Relaxed Fit – Loose enough for movement, tight enough to still look like you tried.
Pro Tip: Pair this hoodie with your favorite joggers, a coffee you forgot to finish, and the story of a dog you definitely didn’t stop to pet (you did). Bonus points if there’s actual dog fur involved—it’s the ultimate accessory.
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