Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Single Jersey T-shirt
Price range: $21.65 through $24.92
Lightweight, breathable, and made for brisk detours toward wagging tails. This tee is soft enough to nap in, stylish enough to blame for your lateness, and durable enough to survive spontaneous leaps toward Labradors.
Categories : T-shirts, Women’s Clothing
Tag : breathable distractionwear, funny excuse t-shirt, lightweight dog lover tee, single jersey canine couture, sorry I’m late fashion
Some shirts are made for speed. This one? It’s made for stopping dead in your tracks to admire a beagle wearing a bowtie. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Single Jersey T-shirt is crafted from extra-light, 100% combed ring-spun cotton that feels so soft, even the dogs might mistake you for a cuddle toy.
With a regular fit, REACH certification, and side seams that actually hold it together better than your schedule, this tee is ideal for anyone who values breathable fabric, flattering cuts, and a built-in reason to be 15 minutes late to anything with a sidewalk.
✨ Key Features:
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🧵 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton: Smooth, light, and highly pettable—by humans and golden doodles alike.
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🧍 Regular Fit: Just right—not too snug, not too sloppy, perfect for stylishly darting toward unfamiliar pugs.
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🧶 Double-Needle Sleeve and Hem Stitching: Reinforced to survive countless “I swear I just stopped to pet one dog” moments.
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📏 Side Seams: Built to maintain shape, even if your day doesn’t.
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📎 Shoulder Tape: Stabilizes the structure, unlike your impulse control around fluffy animals.
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🏷 Sewn-In Label: Scratch-free because you already have enough distractions.
🧺 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee, forgotten on a bench during a husky sighting)
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Do not bleach—this shirt is bright enough with your personality
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Tumble dry? No thanks—let it chill naturally like your plans
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Iron low if needed, or just pretend wrinkles are “intentional texture”
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Do not dry clean—it doesn’t need that kind of pressure
📏 Size Guide:
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XS – Perfect for lightweight humans with heavyweight puppy love.
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S – Slim and nimble—ideal for zigzagging through crosswalks to greet a dachshund.
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M – Classic comfort with just enough room to point dramatically at passing floofs.
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L – Great for layering over good intentions and golden retriever encounters.
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XL – For relaxed vibes, longer walks, and the occasional unplanned belly rub (the dog’s, not yours).
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2XL – Spacious and breathable, just like your excuses.
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3XL – Comfort level: can pet two dogs at once without restriction.
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4XL – Maximum surface area for shedding, snuggling, and making bold, fluffy statements.
💡 Pro Tip: Best worn with joggers, sneakers, and the unwavering belief that every dog wants to be your best friend. Great for park hangs, quick grocery runs (that take 3x longer due to poodle encounters), and gently informing people that yes, you do talk to every dog you pass—and no, you’re not sorry.
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