Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Unisex Iconic T-Shirt

Meet your new go-to tee for absolutely everything—except showing up on time. The Sorry I’m Late I Saw a Dog Iconic T-Shirt from Fruit of the Loom is made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton so soft, it might actually forgive you for being late.

Featuring a fashion fit, tear-away label, and a narrow 1×1 ribbed crew neck, this shirt is the stylish armor you didn’t know you needed for navigating life, brunch, and every unexpected puppy sighting that derails your schedule. Whether you’re headed to the park or ghosting plans to pet a golden retriever, this tee has your back (and your excuse front and center).

✨ Key Features:

• 🧵 100% Combed, Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, breathable, and smoother than the story you’re about to tell about “that time I saw a dog wearing goggles.”

• 📏 Fashion Fit: Sleek and flattering for all shapes of distracted dog-chasers.

• 👕 1×1 Ribbed Collar: Stretches with you as you pivot dramatically toward passing poodles.

• 📎 Self-Fabric Shoulder and Neck Tape: Reinforced comfort to handle spontaneous parkour over leashes and fire hydrants.

• 🏷 Tear-Away Label: Zero scratch, all sass.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (like the coffee you forgot while petting that schnauzer)

• Do not bleach—this shirt is already bright enough with personality

• No tumble dry—air dry like your dog’s ears in the wind

• Do not iron—wrinkles are just a lifestyle now

• No dry cleaning—it’s iconic, not aristocratic

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (S) – For swift dog-spotters with compact flair and chihuahua-level precision.

• Medium (M) – Balanced for everyday style and mid-conversation gasps when a corgi strolls by.

• Large (L) – Enough room for comfort, confidence, and dramatic pointing at doodles.

• XL – Fashionably loose and emotionally available for any golden retriever encounters.

• 2XL – Comfort-forward for big dog energy and snack-stashing potential.

• 3XL – Made for lounging, lurching at leash-tuggers, or hugging big fluffy strangers (the canine kind).

• 4XL – Maximum softness, maximum space, and zero judgment for arriving late but dog-blessed.

💡 Pro Tip: Wear it with jeans, sneakers, and your favorite “I swear this happened” story. Bonus points if you show up late with a blurry dog photo as proof. Works at brunch, errands, or any moment where dog-watching becomes your main personality trait.

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